I’m short and have C-cups. Besides the issue of shirts popping open, the necklines are sometimes SO low on some button downs that I need to either wear a tank top underneath (not fun for the LA heat) or risk flashing everybody in the office. Why can’t collared shirts look good on curves?? (I’m looking at you,…

Yes! I have completely given up on the notion that I might ever have a simple, tailored, button-down shirt that fits correctly.

THIS FOREVER.

Maybe. I’m not really familiar with Ed Sheeran’s touring schedule.

Matt Lauer has sucked for so long and we just . . . accept it.

Longtime lurker here, I created an account just to comment on this. I was a newspaper reporter in suburban Chicago. I wrote about this Chris Bollyn dude back in 1999 0r 2000, maybe a year or two later than that because he invited some guy who’d written a book in which he theorized that the Mossad was behind the…

He nice hit job here, because right after that he said he knew exactly what they were for, “Delaware New York, Carolina, Atlanta, Envy, Greed, Maine, Kentucky, Sleepy, Freedom, Challenger, Doc, Pennsylvania. and Boardwalk.

Trump probably just learned this from one of his advisers and assumes that it isn’t common knowledge since he didn’t know it.

Man, you’ve never seen local politics have you? It’s like public access TV meets WWF wrestling.

Jealous. I love naps.

e.e. cummings

You! We learned it from watching YOU!

A 27% chance of a Trump Presidency feels like a large chance to me.

We're not allowed to bring KinderEggs back?!? My Aunt did that for us for years, and then we started doing it.

I’ve smuggled KinderSurprise eggs from Canada into the US often. Then I read about the woman who was facing a fine for bringing them over the border, said “Fuck THAT,” and started smuggling Tylenol 1s instead. ;)

Do both of you not get that this was a joke from a public defender?

Seriously. That lady’s humor is drier than the Mojave desert.

Frankly, "a queen you can trust" is the best slogan anyone could have.

She added that her “political agenda” was pretty simple: “Have good manners.”

See, if a state tried to pass a law banning all guns within it's borders, people would (correctly) point out that, even if that is the will of 80% of the people in that state, it is unconstitutional to pass such a law because the 2nd Amendment of the US Constitution.