Right? I know my sister's reply to that request would be uh, no.

Morons. This is why Americans have a bad rep as tourists.

My orthodox jewish doctor encouraged orthodox me to get it 'cause even if I was all good and cure, there was no way to guarantee that my future hubby was equally virtuous.

Holy fuck that is amazing. "LET'S GO ALREADY, MIKE. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO BUY A FUCKING SODA?"

Whatevs. My mom and her ilk (Lily-loving preppy women all) totally shop at Target. DIRTY SECRET: Real preps are cheap as fuck. Smart marketing move if you ask me.

Yes. In a heartbeat. I don't subscribe to the idea that my government is secretly planning some kind of regime change or something.

Not every person who owns a gun is a rampant moron. I mean, I understand why people think that - ffs, responsible gun owners are practically the unicorns of modern day. But we shoot for sport, in ranges, and don't even keep ammo in our house. Pretty difficult to make a mistake without any bullets.

They are right. If you are white, shut the fuck up about the black community. if you are straight, shut the fuck up about the lgb community. if you are not a parent, shut the fuck up about parenthood.

I've heard tell that some people don't have adequate access to health care services.