Because they’re soulless whores. I say that as a liberal, responsible gun owner.

Given the history of the Catholic Church’s “care for children”, the Catholic Church needs to sit the <expletive deleted> down.

It’s about damn time.

Terry approves of this.

That was an astonishingly graceful and enthusiastic welcome from NBC.

Dont knock that. This is a super useful tool to cull the herd.

Your mouth, God’s ears.

Fucking Citizens United.

Marry me. ;)

Hot take: Mothers never liked cleaning. I mean, do you?

Also on Amazon.

I am calling my mom to see if she’ll adopt you so you can uncle my kids. That’s ok, isn’t my brother?

Cosigned. I bought my first house at 26, used the proceeds to buy a larger one in my early thirties and am now, 20 years later, raising my kids in the last place I’ll ever own (because I love where I live so very much). Neither husband has been on any mortgage (and they didn’t pay it, which seems fair). When I die the…

“How the fuck did Avenatti find out?”

Funneling you lots of thoughts and prayers, Donny.

Don’t forget the Shirley Temple spilled on the banquette.

I’m ok with this. IIRC, by 10 my kids could reliably behave in a restaurant, but that doesn’t mean that every restaurant wants to be a family restaurant. Someone downthread made the comparison to not every movie being family friendly and I think that’s spot on. Sometimes I want to watch Shrek, and sometimes I want to…

That idiot is a walking Doge meme. Be Best!

I’m Polish - my family is pretty typical. As my brother and law said once “Whenever I visit there is always someone laughing, someone crying and someone who is furious.” Seems pretty typical for Poles.

Lets be friends.