I hate hats in the winter - I wear a gorgeous pashmina loosely wrapped around my head and neck that ends up looking exactly like a hijab. No hat head when I arrive at work, and I feel like a sultry 60s film star, especially when it’s snowing. Wear the scarf however you want. Hats suck. :)

I have the same problem - try googling “Japanese Style Apron”. The style is baggy, high in front and crossed in the back so it stays up and in place.

I reluctantly adopted aprons years ago after trying everything to keep my clothes clean when I cook: dish towel jauntily tossed over one shoulder - fail. Tucked into beltloop - fail. I used to wear my then-husband’s scrub top to cook in, before finally breaking down and buying a cute bib apron with cherries on it and…

Perfect analogy.

This is pointless and childish, and it keeps Racist Grampa away from doing things that could potentially do actual harm, though.

Jesus, that is my internal monologue every morning when I read the news as well.

Now you’re just being mean.

Too little, too damned late by far. Sorry Jeff, you don’t get to burn down my house and then join the FD.

I cannot tell you *exactly* how fast my daughter would be yanked out of the school I was paying for if she behaved this way, but I can tell you that she would leave a sonic boom and at least one earring behind when it happened.

I’m torn - I agree that a lot of CharBucks coffee is over-roasted, but I also dislike the tinny, thin taste that Dunkies can have. DD dark roast (which is my vote) albeit a little apologetic, gets my vote.

How the hell does anyone stay that fat on cocaine and diet pills?

Yeah. No way in hell he’s 239 pounds.

And reference something about emails.

That is what we do. We each have our own primary accounts split expenses and have a joint account for groceries, housecleaning, and maintenance of our joint terrible purchases (grumbles about the stupid decision to buy a 30 year old inboard on craigslist YES THAT’S NOT A MONEY PIT AT ALL HONEY GO US). Works for us and…

I travel for business a heck of a lot, and I text home when I touch down to let them know it’s time to hit the Code Red and for god sakes hide how they live when I’m on the road. Works for all of us.

Yeah, that’s the issue for me. Like, my husband and I know all of each others passwords and could *theoretically* check each other’s bank accounts and hangouts (and find nothing, because we are a) insanely boring about most things and b) the things we aren’t boring about, we share). That being said, it would be…

Yeah, I have that gut reaction as well. Sure, poor people are going to be hosed, but it’s really hard for me to muster up too much outrage when they so vehemently begged for the hosing. My sympathy meter isn’t budging much.

To co-opt a great line by Trevor Noah, I’m from Eastern Shithole, by descent, and hell yes, we need immigration. Immigrants work their asses off.

Luckily, Canada wouldn’t put up with LePage for two minutes. They’d Rob Ford him immediately, and put someone sane in charge.

Well, it’s been cold.