Masshole here. I’m willing to learn to pronounce “about” and “a boot” the exact same way and also to apologize for everything if that makes us more attractive to our Canadian overlords. Oh, and sorry.

I like the cut of your jib.

Nice.

Trump has the same work schedule as my dog, basically.

New england is famous for shellfish. Pointy, pointy shellfish. Is this the line over here?

Agreed. We’ve become every rich, snotty 80s movie villain. We are way past every Andrew McCarthy role, and perilously close to becoming the Cobra Kai.

OWL is wonderful. My daughter just completed it last year. I cannot recommend it highly enough. My son will be going next year. Good for you for facilitating.

My husband routinely tells my daughter (now 15 but he has been saying this for years) “Teenage boys are terrible and they’re all about sex at this age. Don’t believe anything they tell you at this point. Date if you want to, but never forget you have all the power.”

Starred for “frozen, apocalyptic, cheese laden hellscape”.

What the HELL is she wearing? She looks like a discount Milla Jojovich from the 5th Element. Jesus these people have hideous taste. 

She is unbelievably badly dressed, constantly.

And those sleeves have morphed into the fur trimmed gloves that are all over the stores this winter. I... I kinda love them.

Safety Dance belongs on every playlist forever. Along with the Spanish version of Oh Mickey!

Minus the blue satin sash and plus powder blue eyeshadow, you are looking at my prom photo in 1982.

Consider making them LLCs. I went from being self-employed to being an LLC for reasons other than cost, but now that the revised garbage tax code favors LLCs, it looks to be more than a break-even. Just a thought.

Holy crap, this sounds great. I’ll give it a test run tomorrow. One cannot be too careful.

It’s impossible to shit on Fyre Festival enough.

Given that my definition of utter hell is to be stuck in a room of teenagers who don’t like me, I approve of this.

Hey there. So simply put, botulinum toxin causes botulism (which is a disease characterised by nerve paralysis. You are correct in that using the known effect of small injections of botulinum toxin to paralyze nerves is a way to reduce the visible effect of some kinds of wrinkles (by paralyzing the underlying…

Perfect.