>Botox works by actually infecting the person with a very mild, localized form of the disease.

>Botox for wrinkles is an example of a homeopathic remedy. It is accepted by the conventional medical community. Small amounts of botulism, aka Botox, injected into the skin of healthy or sick people, who have wrinkles, will cause the wrinkles to subside. However, a large dose of Botox can kill an otherwise healthy or…

Can I vent for a sec? My mom just joked with my 15 year old about being interested in boys and whether she found a boyfriend yet. My daughter responded with a perfectly reasonable “Gramma, I’m still firmly in the camp that high school boys are gross and often smelly and I have other things I’m doing right now.” Which…

You’re so right! Since we can’t control murder, or spousal abuse, both against the law, we should probably not have laws against them.

That is ... beautiful. You, sir, have a gorgeous head of hair.

I’m all for consistent federal gun laws. Make them mirror Massachusetts, or California. If you can’t pass those rules (which are pretty damn easy) you can’t carry anywhere. Suck it GOP.

Present your best guess as to the right decision. You probably know what you think the business will do, right? In as few words as possible, ask if that’s the course of action the boss wants to follow. Heck, put it in red so it’s easy to spot. That way the boss can simply answer ‘yep’ if she agrees.

Don’t forget the rage-inducing assumption that wage earners, even the poor ones blowing their money on stupid objects, are all MEN. ... well, or possibly lesbians, so there is that.

I’m free that day. Can I bring anything?

At which point.... HELLO SPENDING CUTS! This bill is a fucking travesty. ...And I say that as a pro business dem with a pass-through org.

They will be UTTERLY delighted because they’ll get 75 bucks back while not being capable of connecting that to the 850 buck increase in their health insurance premiums. Christ, these chodes are dumb.

It is a goddamned crime that you are in the grays.

I’ve never gotten one of these calls, and now I feel like a jerk for not trying hard enough to disparage Trump. Clearly I’ve got to up my game.

• Are Le Crueset Dutch ovens really that much better than cheaper brands like Lodge? 

Such good advice here.

I KNOW, RIGHT? 3:00 in the afternoon gets my vote - plenty of time to sleep in, leisurely prep over mimosas, the bitties can watch the parade, and dinner is on the table before mum has polished off enough of the the sauv blanc we were going to serve with dinner that we have to open the emergency Cavit.

Wow, that’s a great comment. Your first boss was a BOSS.

And nobody above age 40 or so takes the word “boyfriend” seriously

Edna is my dream stylist. “No CAPES” indeed.

Yes. She’s wearing it, let her pick it out.