I too, am Team-Hating-On-Megyn-Kelly. Whatever it takes for her to fail, and hopefully plunge into obscurity.

“There is a restaurant here in Boston that makes a garlic soup with black truffle and parmesan, and it is amazing. I’d love to be able to make it but honestly seeing the amount of heavy cream that must go into this, and god knows what else, would probably spoil it for me.”

That is exactly my recipe (even down to the assorted carnage frozen in ziplock bags) but I haven’t ever considered white pepper. Will try that next time around!

There is no other chowder but New England, and you are absolutely correct about borscht. Follow up question: Do you switch from hot to cold borcht with the season change, or do you do hot all year round?

Fyre Festival truly is the one shining light in this depressing timeline we’re living.

My first thought as well. “Way to show your deep respect for our laws and social norms, douchebag.”

That is magnificent.

I’m here for the Fyre Festival snark. <sips coffee attentively>

Ahem. I know a little bit about this <looks away, whistling aimlessly> and you are absolutely correct about a) the patient’s restraint, and b) the judgment and talent of the MD. Those things together are the combination that gives the best outcome.

The’re sort of the Alt-ACLU these days. I love these guys.

Don’t forget the UUs. We probably hug more than Satanists, but you can dodge us if you’re nimble.

Also consider how much loss of peripheral vision these women are going to have if they still have to drive veiled. Personally, I’ve been driving for 30 years, and I still routinely back into the trash cans, so I can’t see the veil helping.

MY PEOPLE! I too am a shetland person.

This is astonishingly useful information that I didn’t realize I needed. I plan to follow you in case you accidentally drop additional information relating to very short women and recommended hemlines. As one does.

Or she is lying.

I dunno. I use Pinot Grigio.

EXACTLY.

Oh hell yes. I’m sure the woman had a file on *someone* and she just let them know.

Jesus, no one should ever mess with Judge Judy. She’s .... terrifying.

That... was beautiful. Just goddamned beautiful. Have a star.