White couches are the furniture equivalent of the Sirens in the Odyssey.

Guy, you have to name the airport. :) Pretty please. Its Logan, right?

Frequent flyer here. I get hit with special searches not infrequently (perplexingly most often when I was gigantically pregnant, hugely pregnant, large-enough-to-be-exerting-my-own-personal-gravitational-field pregnant. It was weird. But anyway. I digress.). I’m a middle aged blond chick. The calculation must be…

Yeah, I don’t believe you.

I have a conservative job and wide feet. Aerosoles is my go-to shoe store and now I am very sad.

I would wear the HELL out of a stripped down version of those coats. The colors are glorious, and I just love them. Ok, I’m “wickid sho-aht” as we say in the northeast, so I would look like a fussy end table, but I would feel like a goddamned goddess.

Are you still ok, friend? What’s going on with the storm surge? Are you safe?

Got to disagree with you on the first point. Lying is ALWAYS a problem. If one person is lying for years to the other one, that’s a problem. If he’s lying to me about hating my roasted chicken, or I’m lying to him about how much I love the way he dresses, that’s a problem. Lying about anything, repeatedly, for…

It’s not the platonic relationship, it’s the lying. The lying is the problem.

Someone, I forget who, made a super wise comment when I ws going through my version of LW1's hellscape: Don’t give him the benefit of the doubt because you love him. The person you divorce is NOT the person you married.

Jesus, yes. If you decide to end it, this is not the time for DIY. Ask your divorced friends (or your ob-gyn* if you have no divorced friends) who the toughest divorce lawyer in town is.

You are making me very happy. I’ve lost my optimism lately about our country, and am sort of expecting the worst thing to continue to happen vis-a-vis basic human rights, in this darkest timeline we are compelled to live.

This might be an exceedingly dumb question, but here goes: The cake is for the *party* theoretically following a religious/legal event. A Party. Not the legal or religious ceremony. NOT EVEN IN THE SAME PHYSICAL LOCATION AS THE LEGAL AND/OR PHYSICAL EVENT that the bigot, er, excuse me Baker is objecting to. …

I like you.

How would this differ from an artisanal bakery that won’t serve Jews? A school photographer who won’t photograph black fifth graders? I don’t see the line you are drawing here.

I’m not a lawyer. Please tell me this is what is going to happen. Is this likely? Really likely?

My friend’s coed frisbee team was named Chicks With Dicks. Either your name was Richard, or you wore the skirt. Those were the team rules. Everybody on the team was awesome.

I hear you. When I was pregnant, I was basically a Weeble. This would be a terrible time to have to make all of these decisions, and if she leaves... god, I can’t even imagine. LW1, do you have family that will let you move in for a year to get back on your feet?

Christ yes. Do Not Share Your Primary Bank Account With Anyone, Ever should be a Girl Scout badge. Never. Ever. Do it.

Exactly. He treats his job like it’s brunch at the club. It’s wildly insulting to his board of directors, meaning US.