What kills me (other than the complete unwearability of this (see through, short, no bra possible), is that this is clearly made out of some kind of polyester based sheer fabric. For summer. Ew. What the hell, Pulitzer?

I adore their casual or going out dresses. Right now they have a fun knock off of a cheongsam that looks awesome. But I’m *very* iffy on Zara for work clothing. It isn’t that they skew young, exactly, it’s that they skew a little unprofessional. Their clothing is designed to stand out, which is not what I,…

LILLY IS NOT DOING OK. Jesus christ, what the hell is this mess? Lil, honey, toddlers can’t afford you. Stop day drinking and go back to the classics.

I find that for work clothing, the best place for me is White House Black Market. They aren’t cheap, which is why I only buy work outfits there, but they have forgiving fabrics and if you need a sheath dress with sleeves, or a black skirted suit, both with a forgiving amount of give to the fabric, and also matching…

Exactly. I want to buy a dress that is constructed to be washed in a sink in Sri Lanka, hung from a ceiling fan and worn to an embassy party accessorized by diamond studs, a Leica and Antonio Bandaras, circa 1992. Is that so much to ask?

I loved that catalogue so much.

That leapt out at me as well. How insufferably rude.

Think sitting at the lunchtable in middle school with your friends (the graphic artist, the sweetheart, the one who was super funny and the boy-crazy one) and looking over to the table with the identical blondes with rich parents and trying to figure out how you could change tables. Now transpose that image from…

Mother of two - can cosign this.

In this administration, him just being an asshole is a comforting thought.

Yeah, I agree with your perception. Sorry if it came across as me yelling at you. It was yelling into the void. But her emails, y’know?

THEN VOTE AGAINST THE OTHER GUY WHO IS CLEARLY INCOMPETENT. Jesus Christ. Is this the future you wanted?

Nothing will ever be more schadentastic than Fyre Festival.

Jethro and Ellie-May go to Washington.

Take your hats off indoors, you classless, disrespectful buffoons. What the hell is wrong with you?

Perfect.

Our version of soccer hooligans.

I love that woman. Tell us more!

Not obscenely wealthy, and currently chewing my nails over a bid I just made for a huge project. I negotiate like this all the time.

Know your worth and be willing to push it up a little bit, every time. The very best negotiating advice I ever got (from my awesome mom) is to always know the very top value of what you are worth, and always, ALWAYS ask for 10% more. No one is ever going to say “You’re arrogant to think your time is worth that much,…