Are you me?

The minute I book a villa and am issued a tent, I. Am. Out. That part of this entire narrative is utterly baffling. It’s not like, “Ok sorry, the place we promised you isn’t available but we have a different place nearby only it has one fewer bathroom, is that ok?” IT WAS A TENT.

“Shirtsleeves to shirtsleeves in three generations” was how my Babci explained this phenomenon.

I am still waiting for those damned taco trucks.

Agreed! She’s the best - I adore her on Wait! Wait!

Forever 21 is a nice burn there, Ellie.

Me too. On the other hand, my kids’ uncles and aunts with kids suck just as much as we do. So there is that.

Yes. Mother of two, had the first one in my mid-thirties (never got the “When are you having kids?” question, EVER, possibly because it risked coming out as “Oh god, please tell us you are too old to have kids as you are SO CLEARLY UNSUITABLE”. but whatwver, maybe not wrong. ANYWAY) children benefit from the largest…

Yes. What the everloving <expletive deleted>* is happening that someone would use that language at WORK. Holy crap, that would get a fast food server fired**. Strong work, douchebag.***

From your mouth to god’s ears.

For me, part of the calculation is parity. I have two kids, both went through a princess phase when they were little and only one of my kids is a girl. I truly didn’t care when both of them were traipsing around in Belle outfits when I got home from work, because really, who cared since it was both of them.

That .gif is perfection.

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!!!

Nice.

I have to second the request for a book. There a a lot of us who prefer text to aural info. Bonus: we are happy to pay actual damned money for it. 😀 GET TO WORK AND TAKE MY MONEY.

I like you.

Strong work, friend.

Oh god no. Took me years to post here. Anonymously.

Did you have that thing where you had to turn in a letter to someone, ANYONE, once a week or you couldn’t get into the dining hall? That was awesome or annoying, depending on whether one was the parent or the camper.