Grant Wahl, not as much.

Things that will be said in the Verlander bedroom tonight: “BJ, Upton.”

Double whoosh.

Whoosh

Fuck Gulati.

I’m just floored and saddened that someone at a Redskins game would use a racial slur.

I would help crowdfund a video of Barack Fucking Obama going to Kent to collect taxes forcibly.

(He is not the same Daniel Roberts who has written for Deadspin about Floyd Mayweather, but people will probably still tweet angrily at him the next time the other Daniel Roberts writes here.)

in what world did he lead with his shoulder?

Fuck this guy. Brian McCann, Dustin Pedroia, and Brett Gardner didn’t fight their entire careers so this asshole could smile after hitting a dinger. These warriors take the game seriously, as should this career minor leaguer.

Having gotten all the good out of what passes for my knees I’m forced to walk instead of running.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Unfortunately, this is karmic payback for U2 automatically adding Songs Of Innocence to iTunes libraries around the world.

I love when people double down on bad takes.

My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…

Except if you’re a Royals fan like me and fucking devastated. The thing about living in a city like this, in a ‘small market’, is most of us have a real connection to these players. Like they’re family. We see them out on the town and we don’t bother them all the time. They don’t need security when they go to a…

“Jeb forward...Jeb backward...Jeb this way...Jeb that way...”

Thanks for your testimonial, Peyton.

Klinsmann really nailed it with that formation and set piece preparation. Starting Omar Gonzalez was a real stroke of genius too.

I know I’ve seen it to a degree before, but is Mexico always that fucking dirty?