Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Such a bizarre story. Sam’s out after coaching just one game. This should start a long period of soul-searching for the English FA in which they carefully consider their next ma- hahahahaHAHAHA..whew sorry. Couldn’t finish that sentence, they’ll just hire another old school drunky English manager.

It won’t happen, because the most troubling thing he said in the video (not that it’s mentioned here, of course) was admitting to doing third-party ownership deals as recently as Enner Valencia’s transfer to West Ham. This is significant because West Ham is the only team in England to have been sanctioned for breaking…

Hillary Clinton is the only one to blame if Hillary Clinton loses. She’s a terrible candidate that’s pissed away huge leads in two consecutive elections.

I think it was Trevor Noah who said a few weeks ago that the only person that either of these two could ever possibly beat in an election is each other.

while Clinton leads by 50 points among nonwhites, a bit less than the typical Democratic margin.

To be fair, Hillary Clinton is about as unlikable of a candidate as there’s ever been. Other than Trump of course.

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

Don’t feel so bad about it. According to Fangraphs, Trumbo is a 0.1 WAR player this year, and a 7.6 WAR player in what anounts to 5 full seasons. He’s just a guy.

This is great reporting but I honestly can’t believe you overlooked his Deadspin alias, which is Raysism.

That Idiot On Your Hunting Message Board

Because any idiot can take a knee in the end zone and it’s worth the risk to try and get more than 25 yards in order to help your team and keep your job.

I don’t know, people keep telling me to find guys that are asleep?

Imagine being so rich that you have no fear of leaving the house looking like that.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas for 10 seasons until a better offer rolls around.

Nothing highlights the fact that your head looks like the tip of an orange penis quite like a white tie on a white shirt.

This twatwaffle makes $3.5 million a year on the pubic payroll. I’m sure he has all sorts of misgivings about Oklahoma’s ability to provide care for its veterans when he’s cashing that check.

“Somebody fix this...”

Wait a minute...I can’t quite make it out from the screenshots, but are they playing the Giants?

Everything will get better when Hillary Clinton picks people of color to sell weapons to the middle east and supervise the national growth of charter schools.