Sam stood out from the start. “Born on third base,” as he says, not because his family had money but because he considers intellect, not class, to be the new driver in society.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

yes, cause us mere mortals have no right to comment on sports

I don’t get the outrage on this one. It’s a joke.

it was a good joke

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

What a worthless opinion coming from a director who hasn’t directed a full length movie since Space Jam with hardly any accolades. I’ll never get the LeBron James vs Michael Jordan argument, it’s obvious we are still witnessing greatness with LeBron. Almost every cavs gams I catch the announcers talk about about…

> 2020

“Go left and mostly wrestle”

The older I get the more I’m convinced that “everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth” is the truest and most perfect philosophical statement ever uttered.

To sum up our plan in a sentence it was “Go left ...” instead I circled into his left hand... for sure death sentence and the result was fitting.

“Oh your sixth round kicker didn’t do so good? Must be nice.” - Tampa Bay fan

I look forward to reading his upcoming Deadspin articles.

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

Looks like Trump was right. America doesn’t win anymore.

BUILD A WALL NOW, BITCH!

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

Well she is the 1%, so...

“Pffftt! Try catching a catfish.”

I can’t wait to see how old white guys ruin this.