So you want to do what they say can’t be done?

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

$250 for a meat grill that cant sear. i think you should send it back and delete this review

Russia isn’t paying them anymore.

Craigslist be like,

This is about what I was expecting from the first episode, and I thoroughly enjoyed watching them do their thing. It makes sense to start off doing what you know and making sure you bring folks back into the fold. I strongly suspect that the shenanigans will increase, and that we’ll see some new stuff soon.

This confirms Jalopnik staff can always find something to whine about.

You know, it seems like these days everything is aimed towards the safety of pedestrians. Cars are redesigned, hybrids and EVs must make noise, city speed limits have been lowered between once and three times, they add lights, stop signs, reduce the width of lanes, add chicanes... I walked everywhere from 6 years…

Considering the SNL writing staff has the reputation for being the Manhattan chapter of the Yale and Harvard alumni associations, I’m pretty sure they’re sophisticated enough.

Just one nit: headphone jacks are omnidirectional.

One day when (if?) they unveil this thing at an auto show, we’ll do a Jalopnik Video that’s just me and Raph weeping in front of it for a straight hour.

How is promoting “gun and safety classes” cause for alarm? Hollywood mythologizes guns to the point where many onscreen depictions are inaccurate. If someone picks up a gun, thinking it works the way it does in movies, someone is going to get hurt. It might be them, it might be someone else, but someone will be…

She blamed Teslas Autopilot

Doesn’t even look like much roll.

nah, she was turning around to tell them to “GET OFF MAH FUKIN DRIVEWAY”

PRESS CHARGES. PLEASE!!!! PRESS CHARGES!

i would imagine “a series of tubes”

Is there ever a time when riding passenger isn’t terrifying? Or do I just have control issues...