Nate Silver was wrong a few times, therefore Nate Silver doesn't understand statistics HARF HARF

It has to be cheap, because the only way to tolerate three hours of Bengals v Browns is with a BAC over .20.

THIS. I used to eat canned Cranberry sauce with Whipped cream for my Thanksgiving dessert. I am also a lover of homemade. I mean, there's one day I can enjoy an abundance of cranberries - I think it's fair to ask to have it all.

Kevin’s article is really good, yo. It made me think about what I would do if I were a food writer in his situation. Well done Kevin, and thanks for the revelation of what Maggi seasoning can do for your cooking/eating.

Wait, did I read that right? You folded the eggs into the pasta rather than scrambling the eggs in a bowl, then transferring the pasta into the bowl and twirling it around with a fork until the pasta was coated? You fucking MONSTER.

And lots of periods where your favorite character is unavailable due to strange status effects like "high MCL sprain" or they are inaccessible until the next sequel due to "Tommy John surgery."

This was a cool article, thanks for writing!

Agreed, and the best way to see the fountains is to (1) get a decent hotel room anywhere else with a good view (2) just walk up and watch the fountains.

Counterpoint: if, as a professional anything, one realizes they are no longer competent enough to complete their given task, they aren't just putting themselves in jeopardy, but all who depend on them. Legally, the Bills will most likely get their money back, unless they really messed up the contract. I'm a Bills fan,…

Right, except to be the most insufferable, you need to make it "12 Brady" or "87 Gronkowski".

Nah, if you use San Marzano, after about 20-25 minutes you can use a simple spoon or spatula and it will be smooth. I worried about that, but it came together easily.

Right except Josh Rosen is a piece of shit. He alone couldn't solve a Cracker Barrel puzzle...which anyone above maybe 9 could eventually boss.

I almost felt bad watching this, then realized how it was no worse than watching England v Croatia in penalties.

Janetty had a decent run with Sean Waltman (aka 1-2-3 Kid, Syxx, X-Pac) in Chikara. I know that many wouldn’t think of that as “success”, but it was still nice to see two guys who went so far down get back up.

“sives us an extra layer of everything,”

+1 Tom Morello solo where he makes the guitar sound like two turntables aww yeah

I am also a Syracuse homer. They didn’t deserve to make it. +3 McNamaras

There is a 100% chance of you being a douchenugget who does not understand the concept of “moving the goalposts”, because you just did that in a douchey fashion.

DOUCHE.

I love the flippancy of the question, but here’s a serious answer. If this tournament was DCI-sanctioned, I would imagine this guy will get a lifetime ban from DCI tournaments. Basically, that means no more M:TG tournaments. I remember that there are people who have been banned by the DCI for stuff like theft and…

Come on now, that’s a low blow.