Eh, take it easy on them. I also just Google Image searched “disc brakes asshole” and all I get is pictures of plain ol’ disc brakes. This disc brakes asshole is clearly elusive...

Doesn’t fit the theme perfectly, but feels appropriate to leave this here...

I almost feel bad for D00kies (heh, get it, poop) at times like this, when my admittedly low-to-middle class faves just shut down a pretentious contender. I mean FUCK DUKE HARD but I feel a little bad for Duke’s (minus lowlife Grayson cause fuck him) players who just bought in wholesale. They are probably nice…

Also, Glacier is but one of many WCW stars that came from Eric Bischoff’s karate fetish.

Eh, after a bit more research and remembering shit, I’d still say Glacier wasn’t completely awful, he was more of a victim of typical Eric Bischoff nonsense - he’d push a guy, guy gets less than stellar reaction, Bischoff loses interest and jobs him out.

Horseshit. Glacier was not a failure. The gimmicks didn’t get over great, but he was a fairly good worker.

You underestimate my laziness. I also detest walking down cellar just to grab 3 rolls of tp to restock the bathroom. Would rather conserve barely enough for the next person to shit, then feel bad enough to restock themselves.

Pro tip: if it’s REALLY BAD, get like 15 squares but wet them lightly first. You’ll save a few squares that way.

I use Scott’s and I feel like a price if I use more than 10 per wipe (and only 10 on a first wipe of a messy shit). Seriously, don’t you understand the concept of being able to wash your hands after?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Uh...the only person I know who had his throat cut during a hockey game was Clint Malarchuk, and that was a freak accident having nothing to do with fighting.

Now now Samer, we all know this is part of rebuilding the - nah nah fuck dat...I HOPE THEY ALL DIE

Also, I should consult well-known fart sniffers in order to confirm my farts. I mean, what would Jeff Bezos and Charlie Munger think about my decision?

My favorite part of thia absurd screed (absurd because it’s formulaic) is having a subhead that actually says “The importance of intellectual humility.”

So many good ones, but I’d love to see a final of Dick Tips vs Sweet Orefice

+1 I love you, you complete me

Whoa whoa wait holy shit.

NOT THAT YOU FUCKIN SHITWORSHIPPING CUMGUZZLERS DESERVE IT BUT HERE’S THE FULL FUCKIN E-MAIL FUCKIN MARCHMAN WAS REFERRING TO. YOU’RE FUCKIN WELCOME DICKSTAINS.
(No seriously I wrote it and it was cool to hear part of it read. I hope it solicits a couple of laughs or so.)

I was not aware that soccer was played in Rio’s shit water.

That’s nice, but Rex and I are curious...