@rihanna: ehejejwhehdduxgddjrhdjddbebdhdhdj also I drank two bottles of RiRi before asstweeting this

The scariest part is that @rhizgawaaww is a real Twitter account.

Nah he probably didn’t, but since you can’t be bothered to read the whole thing, I’d expect you to be ignorant.

They’re starting Wambach because the US doesn’t have anything resembling a dangerous attacking midfielder. You get one person that can link from the defense to attack, you’d have a dangerous side.

Okay so from a ‘rasslin standpoint....

Agreed, unless UEFA can get another confederation with a lot of votes to move in the same direction strongly. As you documented though, the only confederation that might do that is CONMEBOL, who honestly don’t have the votes needed to make a difference.

“A good idea is also being used against principles of democracy,” said Simataa Simataa, a former president of the Zambian FA. “People tend to favour anyone doing a good thing; they will take houses from Pablo Escobar using drug money.”

I hate this gif in every other situation.

OH OH OH did you watch The Sopranos? Or, did you watch Oz? If not, please review those finales next, without context on the rest of the series.

Also, what type of douche watches a series finale of a series they never watched?

Coming in 2015 to Fox:

"That's not a Gaul, you blind motherfucker!"

It's a good turn based strategy RPG. Certainly not earth-shattering, but good. I'm not the biggest Pokemon fan, but I love FFTactics/Disgaea type games.

If I ever start a band, I am totally naming it The Body Explosion, and we will have a song or album called Muscle Bomber. Too good. Thanks for the inspiration!

Is it just me, or did Drew Magary look sad before starting the anthem? Rule 1 of singing - don't sing with a frown, sing with a smile.

+1 with the correct. I HATE the Cardinals but as an empathetic sports fan, this is just awful.

Once, I messed up dosing medications that I normally take and ended up taking far too much of an anti-seizure drug. I woke up with dizziness like I've never felt before (or since) - it felt like I had slammed down a fifth of that horrific 160-proof vodka that only elite alcoholics drink, hopped on the tilt-a-whirl at…

+1 GET A BRAIN, MORANS

I would have guessed that they were on LSD, with all the tripping going on in the match.

Pork tenderloin is one of the best things ever, so of course I love this. My question is, ugh, Sesame Oil? I am an oaf and any time I try to use a few glugs (lol side note my phone wants to autocorrect "glugs" to "guys" which seems really wrong) of Sesame Oil I end up with a marinade that tastes like Sesame Oil and…

Agreed. Even if I have to wade through terrible gameplay, if the plot/cutscenes are as funny as the trailer, I'll finish it. My only hope is that there's a good balance between references of the show/characters and in-game references.