I’M DIED

Okay I didn’t see this movie or read the book, was there a vampire-related reason that they had a creepy Renaissance-baby-Jesus instead of just a kid?

Although later in the episode, she did ask one of the contestants (a dentist) if wine is bad for her teeth, then shushed him as he was about to say yes. I love her.

“I was a thinking I should do that Steven Tyler thing with the mic.”

He didn't even make it up. It's a Seinfeld reference

So true. “I hope it does comfort you to know that you’re not, you’re not smarter than anyone here” is Special Snowflake Syndrome antidote.

Safe to assume she rocked that glass afterward. Ain’t it good to be the coach? :)

Amy Schumer is a national treasure.

His pick up line is that he's still lives with his parents. You could make that up but no one would believe it.

If this conversation had been allowed to take place a couple more times in history, the planet would be in better shape now.

I’m surprised she didn’t need more wine to get through that conversation...

I have a cold sore that is just healing above my lip. It cracked because I started laughing at your post. 100% would read your post again and laugh at porch-shitter once more. My lip is bleeding now.

I could care less what consenting adults do in their home or in public spaces that are designed for this kind of play. But I would rather not be part of someone’s fetish without consent. Part of walking her on the leash in public is about getting a charge from people’s reactions.

I’ve been active in the BDSM scene for more than 10 years, and while I wholeheartedly approve of petplay and such, there is no way to solicit consent from passersby and therefore it’s inappropriate. Whether you practice RACK (Risk-Aware Consensual Kink) or SSC (Safe-Sane-Consensual), consent is absolutely necessary.…

While I think open conversations are an important part of parenting, I think it’s kind of disingenuous to claim a parent can just tell their child that the man walking a woman on a leash around the mall is just “make believe.” Kids generally know that normal adults don’t usually play make believe in public and walk…

As a person who doesn’t want to see your (or I should say “their”) sexual play as I go about my daily life, I say, “Fuck no.”

It is inherently sexual.

I suppose since it’s not inherently sexual it’s fine to do in public, but man I do wonder about people whose fetishes take over the entire lives, up to living them out in public and such.