Just because someone is a comedy writer doesn’t mean they have to be doing some sort of funny routine every time they’re interviewed though, right? Isn’t the point to talk to Mindy as the person not as the always “character”. I'd get annoyed too if every lazy journalist and their mom were incapable of asking…

That’s pretty much the whole story!

The writing must have been pretty bad for you to tell your “he punched a writer” story “in his defense.”

If politicians count, here’s my story:

My mom terrified Tim Allen, once. She was shrieking at my dad (“Alan! ALAN!”) and naturally, dude thought she meant “Allen.” He bolted. She never noticed he’d been standing next to us.

I think anyone that has listened to a few hours of Mark Maron, realizes pretty quickly he’s out of his gourd. Even he admits he is an asshole for no reason

Maybe because she’s been asked the same questions about her race and gender enough that she’s tired of them? She probably wants to just be considered on the merits of whether she’s funny or not (as would be accorded to any white, male comedian), rather than have to be the Curry Girl Poster Child?

I shall now take every opportunity to introduce “WHY YOU COMIN’ AT ME WIT DEM PORK ASS HANDS?” into my vernacular. My people don’t even know what’s coming.

Josh Hartnett, you absolute fuckstick.

I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…

I critiqued Marc Maron’s interviewing style on a message board I didn’t know he read. This was during the first year or so of WTF and it seemed to me like every time his guest was a woman or some kind of ethnic/sexual minority, he’d focus so squarely on that aspect of them and ignore everything else. He wasn’t being a…

made a burner account cos i had to tell this story:

a couple of years ago, a friend and i were WASTED at a bar for some coworker of hers’ birthday party. i didn’t know the person whose party it was (like i said, we were hammered), but we did manage to enough to notice kanye west and jay z among the attendees. the…

Wow, considering how much you typed, I expected A LOT worse than that.

He wasn’t a dick or anything, but I was once walking near Seth Meyers in the same direction and he kept looking back at me all panic-stricken like I was stalking him or something.

I worked in the entertainment industry in the late 90’s. Here’s my rundown.

Why would you say that and then not share? Obviously this is the perfect space for this.

i was with my family seeing west side story on broadway, and tom and rita hanks and their kids (?) sat next to us. a league of their own is my absolute favorite movie, and i was flipping a shit. my dad leaned over and said, “excuse me mr hanks, a league of their own is my daughter’s absolute favorite movie and it’s…

It was a typical night out at the bars in Minneapolis & was having a great time talking to a really nice guy. In the middle of a sentence, Josh Hartnett bounds up to the guy and drags him away while shouting, “No. Beer googles, dude. No. Beer goggles. Beer goggles. No. No. No. No. Take off your beer goggles. No. No.…

If it’s any consolation, he hit on my friend in college and I stole his cell-phone number from her. I pretended to be her and led him on every time he was back in Boston, until I finally got him to show up at the Hotel Commonwealth and cut communication entirely. He got angry and vulgar; if Bob Saget thinks you’re a…

GOD I HATE BOB SAGET sorry you had to encounter such a piece of shit