I knew someone in high school who was OPENLY religious and conservative. She even tried to go to prom with her Christian boyfriend! The nerve of some people. I mean, keep it in the bedroom, ya know?

To be fair to the Senator, I have ample anecdotal evidence from a credible witness (my self) that plenty of lesbians are into with sending the dachshund down the badger hole.

Any woman who would marry a dude who thinks like this probably has never let anyone else see her vagina. She probably hasn't seen her own vagina. It's just "down there."

Oh my gad, this guy has had so much butt sex.

Seriously. Why do religious conservatives have to be so in-your-face with their sexuality? Can't they just be religious and conservative in private?

Republicans spend an uncomfortable amount of time discussing anal. Like, a "should we leave you alone?" amount of time.

Conservatives and religious nuts should stop telling other people how and with whom to have sex. If they like to have heterosexual intercourse with their spouses once or twice a year without protection in the missionary position, that is completely fine, but they should stop telling everyone else to do the same.

I'm sorry, I don't understand who marriage is for if it's not for people who want to be loved and have their relationship legitimized. That's why I'm getting married. Do I have it all wrong?!

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

Sorry, I laughed. That shit is hilarious when it's not happening to you. Yes, I'm a bad person. I lol'ed.

I'm laughing so hard I am crying. This is too amazing.

I LOL so hard at this I am surely going to hell.

Ask and ye shall receive:

First Drake cries about PSH 'robbing him' of his Rolling Stone cover, and now Ice Cube does the same thing to Paul Walker? Grow the fuck up and show some respect. Appreciate the fact that you're ALIVE and can still have that same opportunity at another time.

Really, Mr. Cube? Poor taste. Very poor taste.

This is possibly the best gif I've ever seen. 1 recommend for whoever tells me where the video of this is.

All this. That complaint reads like something out of The Onion, it's so ridiculous.

Complaining about someone else winning an award is gross. Complaining about a dead person winning an award is grosser. Complaining about a dead person winning some ridiculous fake award at a ceremony where half the nominees don't even show up is just pathetic.

I never understood the big fuss when certain people don't win MTV Award. I mean no one thought it was a little odd when Twilight kept winning a few years ago??