Rob absolutely should be financially compensated by the Kardashians, if he is going to be constantly harassed and gossiped about even though he is trying to live a private life because the rest of the family is profiting off their undeserved celebrity because of their family trash circus he should get a cut.

Stylists aren’t bad dressers. They just take more risks.

The other half being “the way it sounds”?

i know much more about thundershirts than i do about athleisure

Personally, I am pulling for the ‘Kylie is a genius who invented time travel’ theory.

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Passion Captured is a solid 90's erotic thriller starring Tia Carrere & Billy Warlock.

Ah, that’s who he reminded me of! Thanks.

It definitely doesn’t seem like my cup of tea, but losing a child is something so awful that I can’t bring myself to judge anything that might bring comfort.

Thanks for clearing up who is actually getting married in the film. My boyfriend keeps insisting it must be the girl and I’m like “SHE’S A CHILD”.

If Sumner was non-responsive to any kind of communication, he was being sexually assaulted.

When my daughter’s father dicked me over with the child support, I took an administrative job in a showroom and unbeknownst to me, one of my duties was to walk their mangy old dog. I hate dogs. Their dog was old and smelly. Ugly too. You best believe I walked that motherfucker and picked up his shit everyday. Fuck yo…

Oh, going to prison parties are definitely a thing.

Can we highjack this post and make it about Jackie Brown instead?

That show died before its time.

Transporting 60 pounds of coke into L.A.? I guess someone didn’t tell her that Lindsay lives in London now.

Did they get the Everybody Loves Raymond set in a firesale?

It sucks for many of the writers in the Gawker Media world who don’t shitpost and who had nothing to do with the terrible outing story from last summer, or the Hulk stuff, or the many other shitty things that have been published here.

Right? Even dudes who like strippers don’t want strippers around all the time.

his state of the union will be 127 tweets