The only real concerning things on that list are the rust and air suspension. Everything else is pretty standard and/or easy to fix. Many VW and Audi quirks are extremely well documented and pretty easy to find. If you want to drive a cream puff, go lease something.

“I’m not even a massive union supporter, and it’s mind boggling that it’s ok for the government to swoop in a effectively crush organized labor.”

Curiously absent from the list is a reference to the excellent review site, RTINGS: https://rtings.com/tv/reviews/

“Yes I need a pair of calipers, some brake pads, and one 3 year old Hershey bar.”

Sorry shareholders, Elon needs money to buy MySpace and pretend he’s the most popular boy at school.

JCPenny belters or Kmart belters? 

None.

Breaking news: Talking shit about your CEO can and most likely will get you fired. Twitter and SpaceX employees should be smart enough to know this.

More Pokemon Go violence. When will we ever learn? 

What a massive contrast between those two.

I have a jar, but have not tried it yet, of the new gravy from the Better Than Bouillon people. I am a faithful and regular user of Better Than Bouillon, so I have high hopes for Better Than Gravy.

In slideshow format! 

You know your scam is bad when another scam won’t buy out your scam, Sam.

2 packets of horsey and 2 packets of Arby’s sauce on each roast beef sandwich and the try to eat the sloppy mess and it is wonderful. 

you’ve been eating Tic-Tacs wrong this whole time......

I’ve been using a roasting pan and a tall rack for most of my cooking life. I also stuff the heck out of my turkey and truss the legs. I also shove herbed butter under the skin of the breast and then cover said breast for most of the roasting time with a big square of foil to retard the roasting temp as well as…

I don’t know about hot dogs, but my local Subway sells weed. All you have to do is ask for a “caramel cookie”.

Sometimes a station will have a green handle for gasoline.

Somebody knew and failed to tell the new person.

How do you review a car and not know it’s a diesel?