2 packets of horsey and 2 packets of Arby’s sauce on each roast beef sandwich and the try to eat the sloppy mess and it is wonderful. 

you’ve been eating Tic-Tacs wrong this whole time......

I’ve been using a roasting pan and a tall rack for most of my cooking life. I also stuff the heck out of my turkey and truss the legs. I also shove herbed butter under the skin of the breast and then cover said breast for most of the roasting time with a big square of foil to retard the roasting temp as well as…

I don’t know about hot dogs, but my local Subway sells weed. All you have to do is ask for a “caramel cookie”.

Sometimes a station will have a green handle for gasoline.

Somebody knew and failed to tell the new person.

How do you review a car and not know it’s a diesel?

Normal people: “Hey, there’s a bridge with a train track on it going over the water, neat.”

So the piece of paper that comes in a new wallet won’t cut it anymore ?

This. I work out of a union hiring hall that sends me to a bunch of different employers who all make me fill out I-9s. You can prove your citizenship with either JUST a passport/passport card, or a combination of your driver’s license AND your SS card or birth certificate. That’s an oversimplification, there’s a bunch…

Spend a day at the DMV, and possibly two if you screw it up...

“Mulder, there must be a rational explanation for this.”

Nah...give me EV crossovers, subscription hardware, and touch panels replacing buttons and switches. V8's are too loud and rumbly and smell weird. 

The Subaru Baja. Turn the back of the current Outback or Ascent into a truck bed, give it the Wilderness trim, then print money. 

The problem is, it’s no longer a classic MG is it? Falls under Someone Elses’ Project category.  ND for me, although yeah, it doesn’t look bad. I imagine it’ll catch someone’s imagination.

Too bad what happened to that TD. ND

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Right? The tone of this article is ridiculous. Now if it had been titled “What USDA beef grades mean” and done away with the meaningless diatribe it would have been more palatable.

You Jalop writers still do project vehicles? Mechanical journeys of destruction or redemption?

Have you tried changing you tv settings? they really make a difference. Great breakdown here -