More like the Batmobile had sex with a cheese grater.

Tim Burton is scrambling to find his credit card to put down a deposit right now.

Holy shit. Ariel is building the car that all 7 year olds inside of us has always wanted.

The 16 people who couldn’t hang probably decided to just sell their crappy Tesla.

Those pillows are cute, but those of us with kids are wondering if the apple juice will be spilled on them before or after they start flying around the cabin.

I have never once been like “this entire room of strangers needs something from me”.

Oh no!

I’ll take a Grand Tour special over an Erik Shilling article any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

“I’m not sure if anyone would notice if after this they returned to their other hustles and never made another Grand Tour special ever again.”

I’m sorry you’ve forgotten how to have fun.

I actually had to stop watching the trailer at my desk at work because I was giggling with delight.....and I didn’t even have the sound on.

Your attitude is why Jalopnik is the way that it is now. No fun, disdainful, snarky, and downright elitist. No actual review or opinion other than “this thing that people like, well it sucks, because I said so”.

Clickbait headline.

On my Veloster 6MT I did the following:

Garbage bag/bin.  Choose what fits your aesthetic sensibilities, but something as simple as a Command hook on which to hang a plastic grocery bag will suffice.

Car was unstoppable

If you’re a thief who thinks you can steal a car by jamming a pen knife in the CD slot, yes.

I’ll take the ‘Tesla owners doing too much for no reason’ for 200 Alex.

I came here to post this. It’s definitely one of those rare cars that looks kind “off” when you see it in person. It’s hard to put my finger on why the Santa Cruz looks sort of “off” but a big part of it is that the proportions somehow aren’t quite what you would expect from the shape of the thing. Also the grille is l…

First, a sonoran dog isn’t grilled in the traditional sense, its closer to a deep fry. (That doesn’t even look like a photo of one). It’s also not topped with relish. The toppings usually include beans, mushrooms, jalapeno carrots, multiple cheeses, etc. Point being, it’s not based on other hot dogs, its a completely…