a cross between a poor person’s idea of a Vegas high roller’s suite and an upscale whorehouse

Don’t break your backs.

My F150 got stuck on the way down so I had to spend another 8 bucks on a Mirage to knock it loose.

The claw dropped my car a few times and scratched it up bad before I got it out.

Honda Crosstour:

Nobody. Please, no more fast and furious.

Red Bull takes away your wings!

Stop recycling the old content and bumping it back up to show up under “Latest” category.  

I guess there is only one thing to say:

Because dear god enough of this stupid franchise? 

They are BroDozer Golf Carts. 

The broomstick test is typically done with a helmet on, don’t forget to budget the extra 2 inches for a helmet.

One piece at a time and it didn’t cost you a dime.

Tesla Board: Elon, we really need you to reign in the tweets. You’re getting yourself in trouble and it’s a bad look for the company.

Well since I have been relegated to the greys for the past 4 months we know how G/O media deals with its critics.

Oh, I dunno. Maybe this will help:

You mean Jalopnik is gutted.

I’m gutted for Jalopnik. Best of luck Raph!

Hey, you never know who Bob will hire. It could get REAL weird. (And hopefully have fewer old article reposts)