came here to say this!

And, on top of that, in 10 or 15 years when we’ve all moved on to 8G and the 4G or 5G modem in your lightly used Toyota won’t be upgraded, you won’t be able to use those features despite paying for them for years.  Fuck that!

Hi, “Toyota says it will invest $70 million in electrified vehicles (hybrids, plug-in hybrids, fuel-cell vehicles, fully electric vehicles), with half of that investment allocated for 2022 to 2030 EVs.”

Sorry, was that Billions with a B?  70 million will get you the seats.

I’m honesty surprised how quickly the aftermarket jumps on this shit.

Reverse Stubby Bob.

“When life gets bad, blogs get good.”

But David, think of the clicks if you DID remove the weight and document the results.  Do it for the clicks, man.....and live-stream it.

I can’t believe people buy copies of Battlefield Earth either, but cultists gotta cult I guess.

That’s.... not how crime works.

If I wanted a thing in my life nagging me about my posture I would call my mother.

Do you really want to see Jason in Beachware and/or a Club Outfit?

It’s terrible what happened, but I hope that this provides the families some amount of closure.

“The car runs and drives, but there are a few issues that need to be ironed out”

The Suzuki SX4 in the blog post header pic is actually the right answer.

I guess we can just start calling you Karen now.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 100 times. Screw you Erik. 

The real crime here is that you did not record and post a video. You could have even added some royalty free circus music to go with it. Amateur blogger!

Flagstaff is not the “middle of nowhere” bud.

Brake service and tire rotation should have been done before leaving.

You’re lucky: lots of people get in trouble for sending dipstick pics.