Omnicron sounds like a shitty Transformer which is a rusted out Nissan Hardbody who transforms into a giant middle finger gesture and that’s it.

since many of us are going to have new and excellent stories come monday, I find this QOTD/Future Slide Show to be premature.

petition denied as not ripe for adjudication.

The “baffling tech” is interesting. More!

Yes, but his license required him to drive on the wrong side of the road :)

So what’s next, hand it over to Hammond?

Mechanic school, eh? I’ll learn from my own mistakes, thank you.

I remember in the way, way before times when airlines didn’t charge to check in a bag (unless it was overweight, or you had more than 1 or 2 if flying international), people dressed and acted decently while flying, and flying wasn’t the equivalent of taking Greyhound.

Obvious answer is obvious. Porsche 911 designer.

Jalopnik writers.

Does it still look like it was styled by a 13-year-old in study hall?

Is Polaris in legal trouble for stealing Toyota’s Ugly Stick?

I’m not a “Miata is always the answer” kind of guy, but for $30K I’d need some real solid reasons to buy something as compromised as this instead. So, are there any?

I keep forgetting that they’re still alive

Jeep Ducking- When you want to be a part of a “car culture” but think the Mustang crowd is to “high brow”.

When I’m paying for Kandi, I expect a much cheaper stripper model.

God said, “I’m not basic. I can be original, too!”

Counterpoint - Manufactures are reviving nameplates expressly to profit off of your rose colored memories of that plate.  

Woh woh woh! Don’t hate on the Jeeps!

Automatic No Dice the moment I see this crap at the bottom of an ad:

The cool thing about renting a Tesla is that when Hertz decides that you stole the car, they can signal the car to brick itself and call the police.