“...hanging out with his best friend, a beach ball...”

Look, a Union boot licker. I’ll stick with working in companies that appreciate hard work, ability, promote from within when possible and give opportunity to those that deserve it. You stick with your “seniority above all else; I can’t do that because it isn’t in my job description” union job.

At least he paid child support?

The stupid custom license plate and boy racer decals tell me this thing is permanently going to smell like bubble gum vape and shitty weed. No dice.

You think MTS had any interest in being there, beyond getting paid to be there?

Anywhere in the world other then the US: Megan Thee Stallion who? (BTW, she is dressed like a whore)

I am really wishing the oil slick feature on British cars was less real. 

Soon to be three inches from your rear bumper in heavy rush hour traffic, filling your rear view mirror and blinding you with a light bar having the lumen output of a small nuclear device moments after detonation.

This is what you’re thinking of:

That looks wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide af !

Yeah, the headline here should really be “If you’re going to buy a used car without inspecting, Carvana will treat you better than any other seller will.”

And for accuracy:

Toilets in weightlessness are a real drag, even if they’ve improved a lot over the Apollo era.

now where did I park my truck.......

I have a strong feeling GM pickups are going to be heavily discounted in about 6-12 months. 

You misspelled “holy grails”.

Carole Baskin’s Cage Fight

I love this car.  I hate this price.

These were probably 5000 mile “new” demo units driven by the dealer principal or their spouse, who now has a Telluride.

This thing is simultaneously neat as hell and no dice as fuck.