I know one thing scarier than the car loans - is the software behind this website. It takes a pretty crazy amount of effort to crash Chrome browser with ads. Somehow they figured it out.

^{Hey…when did The Morning Shift start utilizing an editor?                /s}

You’re asking $40,000 and you won’t fix the hole in the muffler? WTF? If it’s worth mentioning, then it’s worth fixing it. Jeebus . . . !

“Jerry Seinfield, a writer from his show Spike Feresten and friends”

That us car people get all of our knowledge from internet slideshows.

So finally in the last paragraph do you actually get around to providing some real idea of how it happened. The striking union worker was crossing a “Beltway” in the dawning 6:00 am hour. He wasn’t actually on the picket line, unless they are purposefully blocking the roadway as part of the protest. If the guy was…

Some driving nannys are good, but some are stupid. Lane keep assist, especially when deployed on roads with curves, sucks balls. Yes car, I know I’m touching the right solid white line. Yes, I know what I’m doing on this tight curve. No, I do not need you beeping at me.

“I mean, do we even call it a gas pedal? It's so different. "

So the combined weight is 300 lbs. How controllable would something like this be on a breezy day, I wonder.

Dunno why, but the theme from Airwolf started playing in my head when I saw it fly towards us

Just think of it as a blood orange. Or grapefruit. So you are driving a fruity car!

The base C8 would be quite sufficient for the purpose of losing my license.

They say around 80k but lets be honest here, once dealers add in their markup its gonna be a cool 200k on the cheaper side

It is a NP of course. $2K in this batshit market. Buy and drive it till the wheels fall off .

Did you just leave the deer there dying? I get that it pissed you off but it’s cruel to leave it like that. In a lot of small towns you can call the cops and they’ll come put it out of it’s misery.

Suddenly out of nowhere: ka-PAO!

Sorry Hertz, I’m a stripper Corolla man for life!!!!

Its a combo of pay, conditions, and the fact that everyone claims the job will be automated in X years. Its not inspiring to join that field if only pay increases

Damn. Just piss in my Cheerios, whydontcha?