I don’t care how many times I watch it, it just gets better.

Anything I’m commuting in.

That blue text on top of the silver vehicle is practically unreadable.  Who thought that was a good choice?

But I need to haul 19 sheets of plywood!

Bruh. I feel like we’re from the same area. Everything you say makes perfect sense.

So we’ve reach the “stick a tablet behind the steering wheel” design now.

22 MPG for this is appalling. 

Watch that first small step for man, it is a doozy.

Chrysler Conquest/Mitsubishi Starion

Child safety seats

Apparently up to 1/3 of Jalopnik readers are trolls.

When you say a younger you, you mean like half an hour ago? Right?

GearGrindr?

We had a 3.5hp one in the Barstool/Pit Bike for the drag strip. Good for 35mph flat out. 

I will see your “simple and bulletproof” Toyota engine, and raise you the 22R.

Raph, why don’t you quit your job? It is obvious to a casual observer that you actually hate cars.
2nd gear: Highways are where we drive cars. We are car enthusiasts. We like better roads that don’t beat the shit out of our cars.
4th gear: If you have a problem with raking in huge chunks of cash from ICE vehicles, then…

Agreed. Seems like a lot of money for a 19 y.o.’s car.

No no no, but you don’t understand, I reaaaally want it. 

“The dealership dropped off a 2019 cx-5 GT Premium today and I LOVE IT. But the monthly is gonna be higher than I wanna pay.”

You can be forgiven if you don’t live in New York and yet are incessantly being fed news about Andrew Cuomo and loathe it