This thread will probably get quite large, and so exemplifies a problem that I wish would get fixed with Kinja.

Because British cars have an exemplary track record of implementing their electrical systems.

The Lotus ownership experience can actually help you with that. A traditional Lotus has very little interior space and is hard for a husky gent to fit into. Lotus engineers cleverly designed expensive parts that break in a precise sequence in order to drain your wallet. As you can no longer afford food, you begin to…

If they can keep the board, they can easily pay for a new windshield! /s

Steadying his massive elephant rifle against a well positioned rock, the ‘Housing and Zoning Inspector’ for Troy Michigan, calmly emptied his entire stockpile of high-powered ammunition into the engine block of the “Excursion” Jeep.

Just as funky or just as fugly?

Especially the EV version that may or may not be out by next summer.  Dunno how that fits into his price requirements though.

Writer has a decent budget and wants something funky, and unique.

hey now, let’s not fat-shame anyone. They’re probably volunteers and performing an important service that can put their lives at risk.

Someone get me a fuck ton of baking soda!

Guy Upbadges Chevy Bolt, We Try To Fool You Into Thinking It’s Rare Saab Prototype For Clicks!

I wish I had a wife to trade in. :(

Neutral: How are you?

If you don’t get the yoke, the yoke’s on you. 

If only it had happened last month, we could have called it the “Sinkhole De May-o”

Dipping your car looks like a really terrible idea. Why do people do it? 

Sorry, the ass kissing feature costs $9.95 a month.

None. They can kiss my ass.

I look forward to the day-long rebuttal that The Inventory will post.