The land where Jalopnik never subjects its loyal readership to another unwanted slideshow.

If you turn up the sound loud enough, you can hear Lawrence cracking his knuckles already.

I’m betting this will be a slide show tomorrow.

I’ll admit it: I find the plain styling to be refreshing. Since the Asian ICE cars tend to have front fascias that make those vehicles look like giant cheese graters, I appreciate Hyundai’s approach.

They’re just making up animals. What are they going to use next, a Puma?

Sounds like something Apple would do with their “aging” iPhones

If your engine is naturally aspirated and not high compression, running anything other than the recommended 87 is throwing money away. It’s that simple.

Sounds like good Karma

I don’t have any particular feelings about Jaguar one way or another, but why review expensive cars on this site at all if every other sentence is going to be something snarky about how much it costs, or how little the supposedly clueless buyers will care about something?

Likely road hard put away wet. Salvage title, Potential Head gaskets, $2K Max and save the rest for a new front Clip. CP

I’ve always put grease in the tap and it catches all of the metal shavings. 

Amateur Hour both at Kinja and Indianapolis. I can only reply to you

Glad nothing worse happened. Don’t these teams have enough money to rent the track before or after a session to do some photo ops? Seems like a bone-headed idea from the jump to do it during open sessions.

I wouldn’t be worried either, the Cybertruck is a joke and I can’t see it making it to production looking even remotely the way it does, assuming it ever reaches production.

Billy tells everyone he lost that arm to a shark while snorkeling in Florida.

Is Kinja fucked for anyone else this morning? I can’ t star comments, replies won’t post, can’t click the formatting button.

Just curious, did you have more fun off-roading or diagnosing what damage you had done?

One word: GARBAGE.

I know Hummers aren’t as capable as Wranglers off-road but I think they can handle a crumbled driveway

I drive until the car runs out. Then I pop the trunk, grab a plastic bag of gas, pour it into the tank/on my fender/on the ground, then drive to the nearest gas station. Easy.