I wouldn’t be worried either, the Cybertruck is a joke and I can’t see it making it to production looking even remotely the way it does, assuming it ever reaches production.

Billy tells everyone he lost that arm to a shark while snorkeling in Florida.

Is Kinja fucked for anyone else this morning? I can’ t star comments, replies won’t post, can’t click the formatting button.

Just curious, did you have more fun off-roading or diagnosing what damage you had done?

One word: GARBAGE.

I know Hummers aren’t as capable as Wranglers off-road but I think they can handle a crumbled driveway

I drive until the car runs out. Then I pop the trunk, grab a plastic bag of gas, pour it into the tank/on my fender/on the ground, then drive to the nearest gas station. Easy.

I dunno, my Fuel Shark has been saving me 10mpg for years. It works by converting the Orgone in my car into useable electroidal amperage for the alternator, and feeding that power back through the cigarette lighter into my engine. It also effectively prevents side-fumbling.

If DC doesn’t make Guy Fieri the superhero he deserves to become and give him his own comic book, there will be hell to pay. Hell to pay.

Somewhere along the way the term ‘luxury’ got confused with ‘expensive’.

Driving from Texas to Georgia is a fun little experience. Roads in Texas are pretty good, then in Lousiana they’re bad, Mississippi they’re goddamn fucking awful, then back to normal bad in Alabama, then pretty good again in Georgia.  Like driving through an upside down bell curve.

Whichever state the person answering is from.

The more important question: how many of these NPOND posts have been written while on the toilet?

the united one. 

I’m usually able to wait until The Morning Sh!t.

Rob, thank God you’re back. Please don’t ever leave us again. The NPND is the highlight of my mornings and I think one of the best series on this site.

Does it actually run? I’ve seen some damn cool running miniatures and it would be even cooler if this actually ran.

Arco—they almost always have the cheapest gas prices.

This has been going on for years

“Hero” for stopping the law from being enforced? Absolutely not. I’m a huge advocate for more immigration into the US (especially from Mexico, Central, and South America). We are a nation of immigrants and our culture grows through immigration as does our economy. There is literally no downside to increased…