Dude you forgot the joke at the end of the post that leads us the conclusion “ohhhh, he was mocking all the losers who actually believe shit like this”. Just a heads-up, might wanna edit.

Thirdly, Crosby’s not the best player in his league, while LeBron James is.

Big deal. I ate a bunch of Pringles off my stomach while sitting on the couch. NO HANDS.

I bet they could beat the Browns

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WE GETTIN’ ROWDY BABY!

Only five 16-vs-1 games have ever had a final score within five points in NCAA tournament history.

How else can we expect Spurs fans to find the silverware?

She’s taken her talents to the capoeira instructor.

when he comes back and when lebron signs and when my wife comes back the sixers will be nba champions

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

I bet her name is Karen.

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

And I’m sure that’s exactly what she was trying to say in between her Pall Mall-tainted spittle attacks.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Imagine if he went Fulþór.

Man, think of that, think how strong you would have to be to pick up the average green bay packers fan.

We can’t punish all law-abiding soup drinkers just because of one bad apple. What we need is more good guys with hotter soup and in bowls that are easier to throw at people.

“That was an act of terrorism.”