Looks like one of those "visions of Hell" pictures from my days in Baptist high school.

Italians WERE allied with the Germans in that war...

just wait till your master cylinder fails. You'll be glad its there.

People who wear glasses and hate the glare.

Denied. The wagon was bought to give the Nanny something safe to pick the kids up from Prep School. Mother Dearest drives an S-Class.

Tommy Hilfiger said that the Wagoneer exemplified the classiness of an old money family.

It would be over-priced, over-hyped, and be completely worthless after Apple stops supporting it.

My Mom loved her Rendezvous, but refused to get something as big an Enclave when it came time to replace it. She bought a GMC terrain, but probably would have gone for this if it had been available at the time. This may backfire on Buick, as retired people like crossovers but don't want 3 rows of seats (it makes…

Who uses a dremel for breaking into racetracks?

Here in Mississippi, I just turn up the heater a little.

Aren't they driving Yarii now?

I should probably also profile my coworkers

Other vehicles in my stable include a 1971 F100, 1997 Passat TDI, 1997 Ford F250, and a few horses. Thats right! Fucking horses! Hows that for boring and techie?

I make your 3g data work, and this is my ride.

A BALL PIT!

please, Chevy, give up the horizontal bar grille. It is not interesting enough to be your unifying design element.

A diesel hybrid I could get behind, but this is just VW jumping on the nonsensical bandwagon.

Professional car commercials usually put attractive people behind the wheel...

1st Gear: Does this mean Compass and Patriot too? Plz be so!

I find woodgrain to be too distracting.