Kia Optima - in beige, of course. So bland was this car, it was later renamed the Mediocrity in 2011: [jalopnik.com]

From the posted video, it sounds like the driveshaft is only blanced within a certain tolerance. As he passes 120mph it starts to vibrate loudly. The high rotation speed mixed with the load of being in OD and pushing the (admittedly non-aerodynamic) Mustang down the road.

Running from the cops in a COROLLA? What did he think he was driving, a Camry?

AMERICA!

With, or without Christmas tree?

How am I supposed to tie down the Christmas tree without a roof rack?

Usually about a year behind...

Spyker C8

Wait, people need assistance getting into normal parking spaces now?

There is one GLARING omission here...

seconded

Agreed

Old TDI Passat.

On the bright side, neither the Passat nor Jetta managed to find their way onto the list. Guess VW blew their marketing budget bribing Motor Trend.

Buying a manual transmission means you won't have any transmission problems.

Looks like a first-gen Saturn Wagon.

Mini VS Porsche?

No, the real lesson to learn here is that momentum will carry you where training, talent, and proper equipment will leave you behind.

I've been an asshole all my life. I didn't need anybody to make it okay.

Have not seen that ad.