Thanks, but it appears to have been short lived.

I know how I plan on getting through tomorrow...

Wait wait wait! Where is Boston? I have been to most of these places, and nowhere but Boston has ever given me a nervous breakdown. Never have I been anywhere that people are so DELIBERATELY awful. I genuinely don't know how I got out alive.

As a resident of Mississippi:

Maybe Jeep is trying to drum up interest in the JK VW-style, a-la Harlequin Wrangler.

In Mississippi, you would have to consider the third dimension.

Oh Kat, you spin my head right round. Right round.

Almost anything can be cool if you throw enough money at it.

None of your comments are ever heard because you haven't been deemed important enough for a star.

I'm just going to drop this here.

Looks like a Nissan to me. Has the talking module that works more like a phonograph than a computer.

How long before Amazonian tribes start suing over perceived violations of privacy?

Will the fanboyism never end? Enough with the Steve Jobs erotic fantasies please!

keys

The Jeep Wagoneer.

Well, the snorkel might be more necessary than you seem to think:

try "only works on IOS"

When I was in College all the bros were driving H2s and Escalades. I think now, if they are driving a Jeep, its a JK not a TJ.

Yes, I thought it was. The scary part is, and you can kind of tell it in the photo, is they are very tail heavy. Didn't ever go fast enough to understeer, but try slamming on the brakes after its started rolling backwards down a hill and see what happens.

I can't disagree. I drove a 96 Passat TDI through college. It was reliable and economical and ran on homemade biodiesel. Always wished it was a golf too.