A loaf of wonder bread contains 20 slices of bread. You can get them for about $2.00 a loaf. That means that you're $60.00 and some peanut butter away from a big FUCK YOU ASSHOLE avalanche of 300 peanut butter sandwiches the next time some helpless, simpering man-child asks you how many fucking minutes you've been up.

I'm a scientician so I believe I can help educate everyone here. Below is a picture (blown up, of course) of the inside of a woman's vugina, where babies are stored.

Did someone crack open a 17 year old's livejournal account from 2004?

I know it won't happen (because science) but imagine the collective apeshit fit people would have if Voyager suddenly hit a wall like structure with a bunch of lights on it. Kind of like that one Jim Carry movie, but on a significantly larger scale.

Yes thank you! I'm having the hardest time finding the 2% Fage now and even nonfat is being eclipsed by Chobani and Corner or whatever that new stuff is called. Give my plain Greek yogurt damnit! Keep your cookies and shitty fake toppings.

Fage is so much better! Texture and flavor is far superior to Chobani. Plus, I have opened way too many Chobani's that were NOT expired to find mold inside them.

I agree. My manfriend picked me up some plain Chobani from the store not really thinking there was a difference...

Greek Gods honey flavor is my Achilles Heel . Been known to clear an entire turbo vat in one sitting - I don't even do that to ice cream !

They are one of the few manufacturers who use the Greek process. Most other companies thicken it with shit. Probably literally, shit.

FAGE ALL THE WAY!

God, yes. We are now passing the full fat plain off as sour cream. Even my picky as hell kids cannot the tell difference.

Straight up!

What? She just really needed caulk.

Sure that is your preference and yay for choices. The point is that it doesn't work for you but that doesn't mean it doesn't work for someone else. Also, automatically assuming that she is immature and that he "likes it that way though. As a way of being in control" is offensive, baseless and judgmental. You do not…

I very much relate to your experience. I am 25 and my partner is 15 years older than me. We have been together 4.5 years and are very much in love and looking at getting married in the next few years. I am so tired of being treated like I am not a woman and like my partner has done something wrong by loving me. I am…

I'm so glad you said that. As a 21 year old, a lot of times I feel insulted on Jez because of how often people belittle the ability and knowledge of 20 year olds. Referring to them as "girls" or "he's dating her?! She's a baby. She looks 12, gross."

I'll pull another rocker up on my front porch for you. What shall I spike your lemonade with? We can yell at kids to turn down their music and get off my lawn and such.

Yes!! I've never thought about it that way before but she is exactly like that annoying Queen Bee drama club girl that needs attention 24/7 and makes your life hell in the green room... (not that I know from experience or anything...)

Not only did I not miss her, but I enjoyed her absence, both musically and antics -wise.