clearly SOMEONE didn't love them enough.

Those guys are sociopaths and probably have raped multiple women. They frighten me, honestly. The more attention they are paid, the more they can hone their psychopathology and narcissism.

The banality of evil.

Its wrong to wish Scalia would painlessly die in his sleep before Obama leaves office, right?

No big lies, but we had a sex lecture by this lady doctor when I was in 5th grade and she at one point went "GIRLS - sperm is your enemy!".

Haters gon' hate. That was a classy speech by an amazing lady. She admitted her own privilege and how her journey took her to where she is now. But you know, everybody keep harping on about Aniston, Billy Bob, vials of blood and homewrecking. She'll just keep writing fat checks to charity and saving people. NBD.

I saw Dylan McDermott in person at a play a couple of months ago. He is SO FUCKING HOT in person, and I honestly never paid that much attention to him before. Now I want to do him.

I would let him do whatever he wanted. Literally anything. Dress as a Furbee wearing a latex Fleshlight while singing Taylor Swift? Sure, whatever.

Alan Alda? Really?

I hope that she gets literally all the money. Just...all the money.

PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY I WANT THE PUPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

this.

My husband is a prof so he works wayyyy less hours than me (right now I am in grad school and working full time which is Hell on Earth), so he takes on a bit more of the housework right now. Last time I checked he still has his balls, so its working out ok for us here. I'm in my 30s and he's in his 40s. Also, he does…

Dude, you basically just posted a giant ad for your porno. Which is cool, and all, but I really learned nothing about your experience.

Oh this is just great. Being a subway conductor is probably both stressful and tedious at times, and seeing these sometimes frowny folks laugh made my day!

That broke my heart.

Her voice still gives me the urge to just go and start slashing my wrists. I seriously was DESPONDENT during those brief terrible weeks where it looked like she might be in the White House. I mean, the first time I heard this crazy bitch do her Lipstick on a Pig fake populist thing I was like…

Deeply sorry IF I offended = not at all sorry. Fucker. Fucking piece of shit. ARRRGHHHH I HATE THIS SHIT.

I hate Kim Kardashian. I think she's awful. I really do. I think she and her whole awful family have damaged our culture with their vapid attention getting bullshit and its so stupid and ridiculous that anyone cares about them. Myself included. Even posting this comment means I'm complicit in Kardashian-Go-Round and I…