I thought BOTH dresses were bad on their bodies. Dunham is curvy and pear shaped, and therefore that big poofy ballgown, giant print, and ill-fitting bodice were all wrong for her shape. Danes, on the other hand, wore a dress that would have been a lot prettier had that bodice fit her properly (the straps should have…

I love everything about this comment. Thank you for the lulz, because this honestly made me a little sad.

She should turn the tables and be like "give me 300 orally induced orgasms and then we'll talk". Other than that STFU.

Arcade Fire just put out a 7 minute single and its boss. And I really like the 20/20 experience for the most part...

It breaks my heart to see the perfect, amazing food we know as pizza debased in this manner.

The second I turned 30, my hangovers turned into a 24 to 36 hour extravaganza of sleeplessness, crippling nausea, and horrible anxiety. Considering that two years prior all it took to recover was a large iced coffee, an orange juice, and a bacon egg and cheese, I call major shenanigans. However, it appears that…

I guess, but its also totally possible that the event didn't scar him for life. That's fine - I think its very stupid to tell any victim of sexual abuse/assault how they should feel about it. Maybe he actually isn't scarred for life. That's not the point - the thing people are taking him to task for is assuming that…

Chobani is fake Greek yogurt anyway. Fage FTW.

Life causes cancer. Literally every fucking thing we touch on a daily basis causes cancer. I say drink up, ladies (in moderation, because you might not get cancer but you might get a substance abuse problem). I also find these studies suspect because I am tinfoil hat about the control of women lately.

I thought you meant "yay" sarcastically, since everything is usually awful when you see the words Abortion and Law in the same sentence. But no, legit yay!

No problem. It is one of my main pet peeves. As long as everything is legal and consensual, mind your own damn business.

Seriously. Give me a break. My husband is 15 years older than me and we have been together for more than a decade. I was about this girl's age when it got serious. So what if she looks young? That doesn't mean that she isn't a well rounded and complex person. We know nothing about her. This ageism shit - pretending…

Gin, the drug of choice of True Olds.

Watching Miley's performance made me feel Officially Old in that I could not find one redeeming thing about it. It managed to be bizarre, boring, vulgar, exploitative and musically inept all in one go.

Cause Walt is a totes decent guy. He just murders children and makes fatally addictive drugs for money. It stopped being about the cancer pretty damn quickly.

Way to prove the point of the article. There was so much intense hatred towards women in what you just wrote that it sent a chill up my spine.

Perez Hilton and Lady Gaga are BOTH the fucking worst and make me want to quit the internet. Awful, catty narcissists, the both of them.

She didn't even watch the entire show. I cannot wrap my head around this acceptance of cursory, knee jerk criticism. Even if she does have points, they're less valid for me considering her stunning misinterpretation of something as simple as the title and the fact that she didn't finish the season.

I hate to say a woman is too old for a dress, but she is too old for that dress. Shit, I'M too old for that dress and I'm 10 years younger than Aniston.

I mean...I don't want to hate on her. I don't. She's a lady artist and I feel like I should support lady artists, but fuck if she isn't the most annoying art school/drama major* kid on the planet.