To people making nasty comments about Patton Oswalt's appearance: your comments say a lot more about you than they do about him. In fact, he seems like a dude who's pretty okay with himself. Some of you need serious fucking therapy to get over your body image shit, because its disturbing that on a presumably…

That's not really what he said though. He said things are getting better in the lit world and that its seeing changes. Then as an entirely separate thought, he mentioned that Frank Bruni said fuck all about theater. Theater's sexism problem is pretty intense. It's much much much easier to get a novel published as a…

At least I'm doing one thing right.

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I want to be a lusty drunk witch! Sign me the fuck up!

I really hope that continuing to speak out and publicize these shit-for-brains makes them less powerful. I mean, good god, what on earth makes someone so hateful? What went wrong in their childhood that they're so fucking MEAN?

I had no doubt Angie could rock a ladysuit, but god damn, is she ever rocking that ladysuit! FLAWLESS.

Oh bless his brave little heart. That amount of self respect and strength at such a young age is remarkable. Poor little lamb. I want to smack all the kids who made fun of him. Kids are such little assholes sometimes.

I don't know. I do not understand for the life of me how we arrived at shaved/waxed preference = pedophilia. A fully grown adult woman looks nothing like a child. I personally keep it shaved myself because I like how it feels and so does my partner. I don't think I'm anti-feminist for doing so.

Nope. Sorry. Rape should not be a side effect of excessive drinking. Car wrecks? Yes. Falling down and hurting yourself? Yes. Alcohol poisoning? Yes. There are a lot of reasons not to drink to excess. However - if a young woman gets fall down drunk and a man rapes her, it is not because she got drunk. I certainly hope…

I seriously want to know where this 7 drinks bullshit comes from. I mean, honestly. Is there actual science on this limit? I get that too much booze can give you health problems, no shit, but it feels arbitrary, restrictive, and wildly Puritanical to me. I mean, I once told a doctor I averaged about 8-10 a week…

Actually, it should be enough to say "hey men, don't rape". Risky drinking behavior and sexual assault should not go together like PB+J just because its happened in the past. It is the responsibility of a man to NOT fucking rape a girl just because she is drunk. End of.

Punky. Like Punky Brewster. It started as a joke and it stuck. We are Mr. Punky and Mrs. Punky, respectfully. Or just "punk". Or "punkster".

Fresh tomatoes are obviously great for a lot of things, but honestly for some recipes and sauces, the canned ones work better. They are more highly concentrated in flavor and acidity. Italians often use canned San Marzano tomatoes for their sauces. Fresh tomatoes also suck out of season in the Northeast. You might be…

CONNIE BRITTON IS FLAWLESS AND ALSO EVERYTHING. Seriously. Talk about a woman who has chosen fantastic roles! I love her so much. I want to go out and get beers and shoot the shit with her. I also want to write a play for her and make her be in it. A girl can dream.

My gym is right near work. I do 30-45 minutes or so of cardio and rinse off VERY QUICKLY in the shower. I don't sweat or smell a lot though, so there's that. I don't need to wash my hair or do anything fancy. How long does it take to get clean? I don't understand people who have to do the full scrub down and hair…

If I can cook, anyone can. Honestly, I usually toss stuff in a crock pot and hope for the best. There are a lot of very very easy recipes online. If you can cut up some veggies, you can probably make a crock pot meal. It's simple, and the amount of cooking done is pressing a button and leaving the house.

I know monogamy isn't perfect, but in my life (circumscribed, granted, by the same cultural conditioning I'm criticizing), it feels the least worst system. The worst form of joining messily and vulnerably with another person, except for all the others. That attitude in no way applies to all women, but I know I can't…

"You are extremely sweet and foxy" - <3! I know some people will scream objectification, but seriously, I love the term "foxy". It's also a smooth thing for a 17 year old boy to say.

I heart Brad Pitt. I think he could have just taken the easy way out and played pretty boys for his entire career. Instead, he chose to take on these weird character roles. He also gives a lot of money to people who need it, which is nice. He and Angelina make pretty babies and aren't hard to look at. And so what if…