whatever- will smith is one corny fuck. if Jazzy jeff hadn't been on that bel-air shit a million times maybe he could claim some cred but shhheeeeeiiiiiiitttt.

holy sheep shit on a shutter- that was a long article.  I shave way too much cheddar to pay attention that long…

And lets not forget GangStarr- the whole FULL CLIP retrospective album is the straight up shizzle nit.  Yes. I said shizzle nit.  That is why they call me "The Honkey Donkey". 'cause I'm a white jackass. Har har- that was pretty funny- I need to copyright that shit. I'll make up a dance and everything. It can't be…

And lets not forget GangStarr- the whole FULL CLIP retrospective album is the straight up shizzle nit.  Yes. I said shizzle nit.  That is why they call me "The Honkey Donkey". 'cause I'm a white jackass. Har har- that was pretty funny- I need to copyright that shit. I'll make up a dance and everything. It can't be…

Alright now- don't forget the dirty durty South ya'll.  ATLiens may be one of the greatest hip hop records of all time.  OUTKAST bitches.

Alright now- don't forget the dirty durty South ya'll.  ATLiens may be one of the greatest hip hop records of all time.  OUTKAST bitches.

I had quit smoking weed for a long time, and then Muddy Waters came out.  I have not stopped smoking since.

I had quit smoking weed for a long time, and then Muddy Waters came out.  I have not stopped smoking since.

OKay mahfuckah- Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince?  Yer fucking kidding right?  Did you get off on Vanilla Ice and Hammer too?  You probably dug Ronald McDonald's rapping too right?  FUCK fuck fuck fuck , fuck fuck , FUCK!

OKay mahfuckah- Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince?  Yer fucking kidding right?  Did you get off on Vanilla Ice and Hammer too?  You probably dug Ronald McDonald's rapping too right?  FUCK fuck fuck fuck , fuck fuck , FUCK!

OKay- so it's 1977, Belfast, and the IRA needs money to buy weapons.  They find a pot-o-gold by happenstance and BAM! "Leprechaun: The Troubles".  The IRA astutely pawns the gold off on the hapless British soldiers who are then slaughtered by said leprechaun, who wants his gold and independence from British tyranny.…

OKay- so it's 1977, Belfast, and the IRA needs money to buy weapons.  They find a pot-o-gold by happenstance and BAM! "Leprechaun: The Troubles".  The IRA astutely pawns the gold off on the hapless British soldiers who are then slaughtered by said leprechaun, who wants his gold and independence from British tyranny.…

I just wish they would use the pic of her looking murdered and bloody half nude in the shopping cart.

I just wish they would use the pic of her looking murdered and bloody half nude in the shopping cart.

I like the underwater kick- and then JCVD appears to beat up some children.

Yeah- Morphine is the better of these opiate based bands- and I always dug Soul Coughing too…

Yeah- Morphine is the better of these opiate based bands- and I always dug Soul Coughing too…

Problem with L. Ron (other than he was truly insane and a megalomaniac and a racist and etc.) is that he made up so many absurd and ridiculous stories about his exploits you would think he was Kim Jong Il or something.  I am SURE that a squadron of minions oversees his wiki entry like Cerebus at the gates of Hades.

Problem with L. Ron (other than he was truly insane and a megalomaniac and a racist and etc.) is that he made up so many absurd and ridiculous stories about his exploits you would think he was Kim Jong Il or something.  I am SURE that a squadron of minions oversees his wiki entry like Cerebus at the gates of Hades.

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