That's how many times I did the wop after illegally downloading "It Takes Two" by Robe Base and DJ E-Z Rock from Limewire.

That's how many times I did the wop after illegally downloading "It Takes Two" by Robe Base and DJ E-Z Rock from Limewire.

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what the fuck are you people talking about?  No really- I can't figure it out- I be kinda slow…

what the fuck are you people talking about?  No really- I can't figure it out- I be kinda slow…

GIANT RED LIGHT FLASHING-LOUD JARRING SIREN
"Alert! Alert! Wacky Scientologist masquerading as an artist! Alert! Alert!"

GIANT RED LIGHT FLASHING-LOUD JARRING SIREN
"Alert! Alert! Wacky Scientologist masquerading as an artist! Alert! Alert!"

at least Galifianakis is a southern boy- he might be better equipped to work that dialect.

at least Galifianakis is a southern boy- he might be better equipped to work that dialect.

The DVD of the
Stax/Volt European Tour 1967 is the literally the best money I ever spent on a concert dvd.  And Duck is awesome throughout, really putting his groove in it, not to mention Sam & Dave, Otis, etc etc etc etc- I mean Stax is what Motown never was- truly funky like a sweatsock.  Great obit.  Thanks Steve.…

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commit mass suicide in a massive War Of The Worlds-type misunderstanding?"  That link should go to an Orson Welles-War of the Worlds-radio broadcast site, not the review of that shitty movie, since that was the reference you were making.  Nobody panicked when they saw that movie, unless it was when they realized Tom…

HULK SMASH!!! oh wait, uh…nevermind

fuck yeah - the Hulk be my fav-o-ryte shit yo- They will have to find a way to make the story a season long arc though, not a "monster o' the week" deal.

dang- I thought this was gonna be about CaveMan, the Ringo Starr movie.  I got to second base for the first time at that flick- it was fuckin' killer.

oh man are you right- I am a fairly sturdy fellow, but if I see a cornish game hen anywhere within fifty feet of me I start to run the other way.  On the other hand, every time I see an old radiator I look to see if the little moon girl is in there, but alas I have yet to find her.

I had some mock-toast for breakfast this morning- it was awesome.

"the series (Buffy) was among the best that TV had to offer in the late ’90s and early ’00s"-   Really?  I don't remember anyone but teenage girls and retards interested in that show.  I know it has this massive cult following now, but I wonder what the ratings were like back when it was the best TV had to offer?

Field of Dreams makes me cry every time.  That "Wanna have a catch" at the end with his (dead) dad?  I might start choking up…  But I never gave two shits about the why or how.  As much as I loathe "magic realism", I can't explain why this movie makes me happy.

Holy cow- that was a long article.  Pretty good, but looong.  I remember playing cards at my family's old cottage on the coast on Sat nites and watching the Love Boat and Fantasy Island, which came on back to back.  I was a kid, but I always liked Fantasy Island better- there was something strangely menacing about it-…