Yeah, so I watched the GCB show.  Don't ask why.  Anyway, the only reason I watched it is because Leslie Bibb is on it, and I find her rather attractive, quite charming and I think she may be a closet homicidal maniac.  During her interview on Kimmel the other night, she talked about how she says inappropriate things…

I like my DVD collection- i gots some cool stuff and I get to have that feeling that I own it, ya know?

but my Rabbi said pizza bagels aren't kosher…

Hate Hate HATE that stupid shit w/ Lucy Lui.  Never NEVER EVER would any Yakuza gang let a woman hold even a minor or cursory position of power, much less run an entire organization or be a boss of any sort.  It's about as likely as Tom Cruise being the Last Samurai.  All Yakuza are steadfast in being sexist…

I don't understand the opening of this article- are we to take from it that Cornell is some kinda elitist royal asshole?  It's like something you would write about Trump or Madonna- not Cornell.

So I understand that this is stop motion and I know that it is- I've seen the pics of techs moving the little figures- but it looks SO MUCH like computer animation.  It is very SMMOOOTH and sleek, with no jerkiness or shudder.  Is there some sort of post production process that the completed work goes through to…

Nikki Amuka-Bird is so hideously unattractive that I get the runs whenever I see her image.  She looks like Jar Jar Binks.  And she ruined a perfectly good episode of Torchwood with her stump-face rendition of a robo-woman.

Hell yeah Hulk Smash!!  Except the Hulk has shrunk by about 5 feet.  The Hulk in the last movie was a 12 feet tall mountain of angry bulging muscles- here he is like maybe 8 feet tall.  What happened?
http://www.beyondhollywood….

Then shouldn't it have been on tv before now?  Like last fall?  And I will say now that Sean O'Neal is the funniest fuck writing on this here computernet homeplace.  I am mildly starstruck.  Thanks for the reply- I'm guessing you were waiting for someone to point this out and then having to do what you just did.

Whhaaaaa….?  No mention of Ashley Judd and her series where she apparently yells at whomever will listen "I"m not an FBI agent!!  I am a MoM!!!!!"  I seent dat der ad on tv about a hunnert times.

god attacked her with a shark- har har

When I was a kid, I could go to my local library and check out a 16mm projector and up to 4 16mm film prints of various movies- all for free.  I would set the projector up in our never used living room, which already had a cave-like quality to it.  I loved spooling the film through the projector, a skill I had learned…

Well now, that wasn't very good was it?  And was that a screeching cat sound after the guy does the pratfall off of the porch?  Did they pinch that from iCarly?

New Girl just ain't too good.  Most of the jokes are flat and dull, the conceit is so treadworn it needs a new carpet runner, and ultimately it is anchored by characters no one could claim to care about.  It's a hipster Big Bang Theory, except it is adorkable. Vomit.

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I should just take an extreme position and assume everyone else is an idiot."  Well exactly!  If I can't come on this here enternets and rail like a banshee against some perceived evil establishment, then what good is having a computin' machine?
But seriously, thanks to all in this thread- I often come off as a…

@avclub-d8b33c9a42ac503716ea4cad5b7b9217:disqus All I'm saying is that the AKC sucks, and because of the money and prestige involved, many breeders follow suit and suck as well.  The destruction of the function and health of the German Shepherd is just one of many examples of the AKC in concert with top well-respected…

to TMJW- I worked as a salaried employee for the SPCA in my hometown for ten years, then went on to being a dog trainer for the last ten years- I think I speak from a base of knowledge.  You know some breeders who have dogs that do the job they were originally intended for AND compete at a high level in the show ring?…

Let us all remember- we are the stewards of all dogs.  As a direct result of over 5000 years of breeding and co-habitation, dogs depend on us implicitly.  It is humankind's moral and ethical responsibility to care for and love our canine friends.  To just "let dogs go free" -as PeTA would have us do- is to invite a…

har har har- 
(besides all of those production assistants that Julia Roberts strangled for kicks) - Sean be funny yo…

fuck lmfao- long live rock indeed.