Actually, in this case, it is completely fair to generalize.  Breeder's clubs, made up of all the "best" breeder's of any breed set the conformation standards, in direct co-operation with the AKC.  Those who breed real working dogs, like German Shepherds for the military or Border Collies to actually herd sheep shun…

English Bulldogs were originally in the terrier group.  They have been bred into near extinction in a effort to conform to some aesthetic standard.  They can't breathe, they can't give birth naturally, and have widespread, crippling orthopedic deformities.  All so they will look a certain way.  They are classified in…

I know everybody loves dogs, but please do not watch the Westminster dog show.  You will be directly supporting the destruction of healthy dogs as we know them.  Breeding for looks and form over health and function is a cornerstone of the AKC and the dog show world.

You can smell the jesus.

I neither drink nor own an iphone.  Does smoking weed at work and logging on w/ the starbucks wifi code next door count?

cock. always cock.

She's so fat she's gonna bust through the wall at the Oscars and yell "KOOL AID!!".  But only if she wins.
It's okay- I'm a fat fuck myself.  Kinda like if your black it's okay to call someone a nigge……..(receiving severe beating from black co-worker)………………..

yes, absolutely

That would be "who THE fuck is THIS guy".  Apparently, spelling and grammar are just too much for some people.

okay okay- that was better.  Just no more Birdemic or Anaconda plea- WHAT THE FUCK?  Cabin Boy?  Whose cult cannon is this- David Letterman's?

bunch a indie rock retahds- "indie" rock has destroyed real rock n roll.  When I see something like the Costello clip (awesome) or this:
http://www.youtube.com/watc… on a late night talk show, I will then be amazed.  Death to St. Vincent, Bon Iver, Dawes, and all you other no-rockin' bitches.

So you make a video and know full well that I, an epileptic, can not watch it?  These diseasist bastards must be stopped!  I mean uh ahh ih hd[ soi js sjois ,;a[;,[a;,a[;,,a………………………..

Normally, I wouldn't post here.  Signfelt is an awful show.  Not funny- never was.  Annoying, selfish, meanspirited, grating and dumb.  I liked the TV Funhouse version though- "jewjew jew jewjew jew JEW Jew Jew jew Jew jew jew,"

"Instrumentally, Van Halen is still one of the slickest, most powerful machines in all of hard rock."  Huh?  No they're not.  Please see Foo Fighters.  That is all.

Hey- the Hulk shrunk!  In the most recent Hulk movie, he is easily 12-15 feet tall, but in this preview he looks like he is about 8 feet tall.  Wha happened?

I just did- was that all the sarcasm I get?  I am being horribly underpaid.  Or is it under-paid or under paid?  Shit- I think I just lost my job.

I know the answer is inevitably yes, but must we remake everything?  The original recipe Robocop (particularly the Directors cut) is quite amazing.  And it has my favorite Kurtwood Smith  role ever, muthafuckin' Clarence Boddicker.  I mean, look, it has DICK right there in it.  "Why don't you see if you can FIT ME…

I realize nobody gives a shit, but the original novel is pretty great.

Is Miike gay?  Awesome.  That makes me like his freaky self even more.

AV CLUB NON-EDITING STRIKES AGAIN.  It is so simple- just reread what you wrote. "
The February sweeps period is the perfect draw extra eyeballs with outlandish plots and buzz-generating guest stars. "  Did you mean "…is the perfect time to draw extra eyeballs…"  Please give me a job as an editor- I could fix that shit.