Rock's new afro look is awesome.  It makes him look like a badass for some reason.

Krasinski is much gayer than Affleck, so he is better suited for certain roles- like the ones that call for dudes that seem really gay.  I hope the LGBT gestapo doesn't read my post.  Fags.

That would be Orlando Jones in Drumline.  Also starring Petey Pablo- "Note Carolinahhh, take yo shirt off, twist it round yo head like a hellacoptah!!"  Haw Haw Haw to all my Kakalacki brothahs and sistahs!

I believe Anders spells his last name Parker without the S.  At least when I knew him he did.  Unless you guys know something I don't (highly likely) and he is himself a plural because of some space-time continuum crash.  I know you kids are pro-fess-shun-alls, but I still see these constant grammatical, omission and…

So while everyone is excoriating Sandusky, nobody gives two shits about Polanski, the original creepy child ass raper.  Sorry Roman- no pass for you.  You did it and you are forever to pay for it.  Oh I'm sorry- apparently not.  Go do whatever you want- hope you enjoy your lemonade!!

Maybe i'm getting mushy and emotional in my old age but Jesus are you guys rough- I saw this movie a couple a days ago- it wasn't great, but I thought the effects were pretty well done actually, and I was somewhat engaged by the story and the plot.  The actors were good too.  Oh yeah- Paranormal Activity in all its…

Jesus Al Jolson Christ- enough already.  Dawes and Arrested Dev. and The Artist had a baby and named it Who Gives a Fuck.  Its an Apache name.

I meant shame on you- ah who gives a fuck - nobody is reading the 723rd comment on this shit anyway.

okay- Dawes me once, shame on me.  Dawes me twice… uh what the fuck?  Did Dawes give you guys a collective handjob (or fingerbang) or something?  Enough with the Dawes already…

If I ever get a terminal brain tumor I am doing exactly this- my new favorite movie and I haven't even seen it yet.

Once again- regardless of topic Sean O'Neal makes me laugh alot.  I try to read all of his posts even if it is something I could give two shits about.  I hope he is working on some kinda comedy book or show or movie or something.  He be funny yo- thanks Sean.

Inefficient Vampire Chargers!  Negligent Werewolf 49ers!  Insipid Zombie Raiders!

I remember this show- it's the one that taught us that in the 80s black folks are exactly like white folks!

What the hell Rabin- I know you are on vacation or whatever, but are you not even attempting to proof read your posts?  At least three mistakes in syntax.  The one thing I like about the avclub is good writing- not so much recently.

Rollerball (1975) always gets short shrift from people who think the game is the thing.  Its not.  It is a satire people- and a particularly apt satire in today's world.  Corporations already basically run the world through the manipulation of government and money.  And corporations hate individuality- they lose money…

of course it is BAD BOY BOOGIE by Ac/Dc.  It easily meets all of said requirements AND it is indeed the most rocking song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

what the fuck?  Anaconda?  come on people- you ain't even tryin'.  this feature has become a fucking joke.  This and that bird movie- these are not cult canon worthy - new or old- how about something worthwhile that I might actually watch!

"spewing euros from their lederhosen"- damn Sean- yer crackin me up today!

"and the occasional dance-off"- that shit is fuuunnnyyy

Is it just me, or are all of you guys a bunch of pussies?  Really- you had to turn the movie off?  Scared of refrigerators and David Lynch movies?  Come on kids- grow up.  Movies are fake, ya know…