I think this is one area where paying for it is better than the alternative.

If you think marriage makes for free sex, you have no idea of the actual cost you'll be paying for the rest of your life. . .

I saw winzip on somebody's computer the other day and lol'ed

You forgot to color in Central Park and rename it Central Parking Lot.

FUCK YOU NASSAU COUNTY

hail hydra

Several reasons this doesn't work:

Kudos to Ubisoft for its foresight. We thought they weren't releasing this game on the Wii U because they were abandoning the system. Turns out the system just doesn't have the hard drive capacity for the game's patches.

Deprecation is awesome. I've seen condoms retain more value after one owner than some luxury vehicles.

OllieBot!

From someone who has 12Tb of storage now.

I remember back in the days I when looked forward to Beyond Good and Evil 2.

How hopelessly out of touch.

How to Poop at Work

Lockitron is a complete joke. I think at this point they're something like 2 years out on shipping new orders. They're shipping backer #11,000 right now, and I was backer #26,705 when I placed my order over a year ago! I'm not sure how that math works out but I can tell you you won't be receiving your Lockitron any…

Now the real trick will be finding an employee who is both competent enough and possesses the work ethic to do the price matching. Hell, just finding an employee should be fun.

*raises hand*

The sequel. Make it now.

Given how ONE guy (albeit a sith) manipulated the entire jedi council into near extinction for their entire order, and the related deaths of many billions of people, I'd say Luke's fears are pretty well grounded.