I'm going to skip this feel trip.

The Fap Pod

I need this in my life...

Maybe it isn't what we think it means. It could stand for Enhanced Environment Engine?!? Sorry that's the best I've got.

Yes they are great! You can usually pick them up after Thanksgiving for around $30.

I love this printer! I always find toner for around $30 on slickdeals. You set it up once and it works when you need it to. Goddamn I love that printer.

Op-dick blast

Every night here.

Sounds great. Looks like the developers want us to shit our pants for the full effect!

Great idea. We have an old filing cabinet in the office that would be perfect for this.

It made me hungry!

I can see it now:

Soft cookies here, but they have to be warm. I need to see those chocolate chips melt while I pull it apart. I'll take crunchy cookies though but only if I have a big glass of milk to drown them in.

I'm stealing this idea for my basement. Thank you!

I'm still shocked they cast Peter Cullen for the voice of Optimus Prime in Bayformers. Professional voice actors really are something special and I'm not sure if you watched the new Justice League: War animated DC movie but the studio went out of their way to cast pretty big names to do the voices of those characters.…

I am Groot! I. Am. Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot. I am Groot? I am Grooooot!

Infinity Gauntlet malt liquor...makes go oooooooooo!

I loved this game when I was a kid. Picking up other players and throwing them across the map was fun. Or taking them and pining them to your spikes.

I thought the same thing but look what the Avengers did with the Hulk. If they incorporate the Fantastic Four in a cameo in another Avengers movie or any other Marvel movie and they turn out to be great then people will want another FF movie.