Everyone knows letting your self driving car take you on a ride through a park is just asking for trouble.

What is this?  Autopilot programming by Yogi Berra?  

Once upon a time I was falling in love,
Now I’m only having a fuss,
There’s nothing I can do.
A total Eclipse of the bus.

In this case, I would assume the accident happened at intersection of Peachtree and Peachtree and it was a hell of a lot easier to move the car than explain which Peachtree and Peachtree intersection they were at.

Was asked to stop at bus stop only.

The autopilot had the Yogi Berra programming: “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

He owns a Tesla Model X LR+.

Someone who specifically doesn’t want to pay attention while driving in order to see the scenery.

Seems like a tempting place to use it so you can look around at Yosemite instead of driving.

Are Tesla’s really that hard to override? In my I-pace, just the slightest amount of force into the steering wheel is enough to take control. If his car was actively fighting the driver input (“vehicle just wanted to keep going straight”), that’s a problem.

How DARE YOU. I paid an additional $10,000 PLUS another $200 a month for the ability to have my car to attempt to kill me because it isn’t fully self driving even though it’s called full self dying AND GOD DAMMIT I’M GONNA USE IT.

Pedo

Trigger warning to Tesla stans:

Corrected. 20k, eff dat. #TLDR xD

I’d take the Harley and $5,000. Usually I get offers for guns, a snowmobile, and a broken power tool.

“ I guess if it were doing a donut, that theoretically tightens the radius of the bullet’s trajectory in an accidental misfire...”

Except this happened in Canada, so I’m imagining more of a Bob and Doug McKenzie dialogue...

Officer: I was in pursuit of a stolen BMW...