That’s what you get for buying a Rolax

Torch you tried this on your wife’s car and the Pao? When the shitbox Yugo is sitting right there?

Reminds me of an old joke.

Ummmm, actually, you’d be looking for 90% of a bridge. “To select by lot and kill every tenth man of.”

Well, at least your account name is accurate.

You’re allowed to say “USAA”. :)

TBF, the truck did warn the bridge by flying the “oversized load” flag. Perhaps we should blame the bridge?

According to Twitter, the vaccine will make me “steral”.

It is nice to see so many people just show their entire ass by refusing to get the vaccine.  You can’t fix people who are this stupid, they’re literally killing themselves. 

Boy, ford really is serious about competing with the wrangler. I didn’t think they would be able to match the experience completely like this, but they’ve nailed it.

Last night I got drunk and started shopping Chevy Astros and GMC Savannahs, AMA.

You cannot inspect-out an issue that isn’t detectable at the assembly plant to begin with.

Way to not apply Occam’s razor. Clearly they’re skinning these with actual dragon skin, renowned for its durability. The easy way to check is with a flamethrower.

The reptile scales were supposed to be saved for a Raptor edition obviously.

God can take the wheel, so long as the state has her keys.

I imagine that a 60 day supply of new cars for a Fiat/Alfa dealer is like 5 vehicles.

Kinda like saying “Diarrhea is the best use of a toilet’s flushing capacity.”

“Nothing is better than an Alpha!”

I’d rather own no car than own an Alfa? ©

A guy I know named Silas took a shit in a bag, then left the bag in his Jeep overnight and all the next day.